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that you don't even want to talk to people, and you don't want them to talk to you? I woke up this way today and have no clue as to why. I don't wanna talk, don't wanna listen, I just want to answer questions but this damn thing said I'm at my limit!

Someone cheer me up and tell me something funnny!

2007-03-05 06:54:36 · 6 answers · asked by bina64davis 6 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

6 answers

An 80 year old couple go into a fertility clinic and talk to the doctor about having a baby. They know they are old but they are in great shape. The doctor runs a few tests and decides that it would be a risky pregnancy. But the couple is healthy and are sincere about wanting a child.

They agree that invitro fertilization would probably be the best method. He puts the wife on hormones to help her body get ready for pregnancy and when her test come back that she is fertile again, the doctor sends the husband in a little room with a small specimen jar. After a little while the door opens up a crack and the husband asks his wife to come in with him. She goes in. A long time later they emerge from the little room flustered, and pink faced. They tell the doc...

"Doc, I tried but I couldn't do it. So, Ethel, tried, with her right and with her left hand. She even tried with her teeth in and with her teeth out. Doc, we just can't get the lid off this cup."

2007-03-05 07:12:02 · answer #1 · answered by Poppet 7 · 1 0

Well, when I get bored I email other Y!A users whose answers are consistently helpful to let them know that I think they are doing a good job (or some other phrase, depending on who I am emailing).

You can also vote on unresolved answers, which will help you get to the next level faster so you can answer even more questions per day.

2007-03-05 15:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by Martin Pedersen 6 · 0 0

I started last night..I have been being a B*tch all night and this morning.. All I have been doing all morning since i got to work is these questions. I think mine comes when I'm worried about something and dont talk about it. But its Monday and that can make anyone uneasy.

2007-03-05 15:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by ERICKSMAMA 5 · 0 0

I've been that way before just watch a funny movie ,or run around the house dancing naked do something funny

2007-03-05 15:02:16 · answer #4 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 1 0

I call those hormone days. I have felt the same way, I think what bothers me the most is that I can't put my finger on why.

As far as something funny.......hummmmmm........ here goes...


Why don't cannibals eat clowns?




Cuz they taste FUNNY!!!!



o.k. you can't say I didn't try. :)

2007-03-05 15:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by NolaDawn 5 · 0 0

PMS is a b i t c h!!! Sorry I can't think of much to cheer you up!

2007-03-05 15:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0 0

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