What's the funniest quote or saying you ever heard that's true?
Mine: "Sooner or later we all quote our mothers"
2007-03-05 05:06:11 · 15 answers · asked by cajun24 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One of my favorites is from Lily Tomlin (Laugh-in)
"There will be sex after death - we just won't be able to feel it."
2007-03-05 05:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
existence: existence is variety of a bowl of cherries, yet beware for the pits. (won't be able to undergo in strategies the place I heard that one) This one is quoted from George Carlin: existence isn't measured with the help of the variety of breaths we take, yet with the help of the moments that take our breath away. Love: it isn't the adult men in my existence, its the existence in my adult men! (Mae West) fulfillment: i'm gonna make you an furnish you won't be able to refuse. (Don Corleoni) mess ups: I actually think of that's extra effective to be a failure at something you like than to be a fulfillment at something you hate (George Burns) Friendship: With acquaintances like those, who needs enemies? (my own) relatives: sure to interupt each and every solid holiday. (my own) Arts: Silliness: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. practise: that's 1000 situations extra effective to have common experience without practise than to have practise without common experience. (Robert Ingersall) prominent Quote a million: i replaced into married with the help of a choose. I could desire to have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
2016-10-02 10:25:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.
Marianne Williamson
2007-03-06 10:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by ox3ashleyyy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the only one I can think of right now: Time Wounds All Heels.
It's true too!! @80)
2007-03-05 05:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!
-Benjamin Franklin
2007-03-05 05:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could fly high above the world, would i see a bunch of living dots spell the word stupidity?
2007-03-05 05:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Blenderhead 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
to be loved you need to be loveable.i have a lady friend that gose by that way and it works for her.
2007-03-05 05:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by i,m here if you need to talk. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The good die young and pricks live forever.
2007-03-05 05:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what goes around comes around :D
2007-03-05 05:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that I don't like penises, it's just that I don't like them on men.
2007-03-05 05:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋