My pet rock, Lava, has started to get quite mouthy. Last night, I was commenting on his "couch potato" attitude...and he said "like dude, it's not like you're doing anything". How do I straigthen him out???
2007-03-05 04:56:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Make him gravel at your feet for forgiveness!!
2007-03-05 05:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Threaten to send him to the chain gang where they make little rocks out of big rocks. Maybe that will bring his attitude down a notch or two;)
2007-03-05 13:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by tooldaddy2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he needs a friend because he's lonely, so he's lashing out. Get him another pet rock.
Very funny, by the way.
2007-03-05 13:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by erinn83bis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
paint black and white prison stripes on him and add a number to it and put him in a cage until his attitude changes, and take away the tv for a week
2007-03-05 18:06:49 · answer #4 · answered by dekitty1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a heart to heart talk with your rock, and don't leave a stone unturned!
2007-03-05 13:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Feathery 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make him sleep on the floor and no treats for a week he'll soon get the message and learn his lesson ha ha lol
2007-03-05 13:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by princess lozz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sledge hammer
2007-03-05 13:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw him. I did it to my pet rock and he started being nice.
2007-03-05 12:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rock, paper, scissors..... Get out the paper.
2007-03-05 13:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by Joe T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a gravel driveway throw him out and exchange him for a newer, nicer one, that'll teach him!
2007-03-05 13:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by jrc44024 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋