how would you explain it to your pets..do I tell them its a lie and Al Gore is making a ton of money off of it...and he wont run for president and help solve the issue...I just dont know how to tell them...how do you libs tell your pets..I need some help here...thanks..
2007-03-05 04:16:16 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Show your cats this picture:
http://static.flickr.com/75/196421503_fad624e44a_m.jpg
And tell them that this man will eat them.
2007-03-05 04:25:53 · answer #1 · answered by Jack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that a cow or other large animal puts off more methane than a car. Tell them that the prairie was once covered with millions of buffalo and that they put off more methane than all the cars in the world. Tell them this is a natural phenomena that can't really be explained by Al Gore and thank God he was never elected President but needs a job and thinks he has found one. Tell them that the planet has gone through catastrophic changes before which is why the dinosaurs are all gone and we may be next but it is not something we can control.
2007-03-05 04:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by moonrose777 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good point. I think Al Gore thinks we have the IQ of a cat when he talks. Some people lap this stuff up like a cat drinking water.
2007-03-05 04:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit them on the couch and engage them in a lively conversation about how their cat nip will dissapear if they don't listen. Then say that their cat nip will also disappear because of global warming. Then tell them Al Gore is a mouse and send them after him.
2007-03-05 04:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by momiji_sohma4001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You see, Al "the blob" Gore once upon a time lived in never never land and the sky fell and hit him on the head. And then all the tinkerbells in Hollyweird had a gay party for him.
2007-03-05 06:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by slodana2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a lie.
It's an unproven hypothesis.
And tens of millions of dollars being spent to prove it haven't changed this.
And in a free society you can't start tripling the price of power and doubling the price of people's commutes over an unproven hypothesis.
They may one day prove it. Getting a bunch of UN-picked scientists together and saying "we all think the same thing" is not the same thing as being able to prove any of it, and having them huddle together and decide to declare victory doesn't prove anything either.
2007-03-05 04:20:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best to wait until after they've eaten and are ready for a nap.
Don't lie, they'll never forgive you if you lie and they find out the truth from someone else, and let them know it's not their fault.
2007-03-05 04:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its probably best to write them a letter, it would be to emotional to talk to them face to face. In your letter be graceful, they don't need to know that one day you may need to eat them or that their fur is going to fall off. Most importantly make sure that they know that cows are to blame for global warming. I hope I have been of help.
2007-03-05 04:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by tom2day 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused as to why you would want to explain this to your cat? And, no, I do not believe it is a scam. I live in West Virginia and have noticed climate changes over the course of last couple of years.
2007-03-05 04:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by Tristen 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cats do not give a rat's a** about anything but themselves, and definitely not about global warming. Try to get out more.
2007-03-05 04:19:39 · answer #10 · answered by I See You 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd let the cats tell me, I don't know "Is it true" If you know let us all in on it, we just pay for it, The mistakes they already made, which we paid for too as a coincidence.
2007-03-05 04:22:53 · answer #11 · answered by mikey_mossom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋