Dora the explorer?

Question

If Dora were to get pregnant who would be the father. Choose one of the following and why.

1. Boots the monkey
2. Swiper Fox
3. Her cousin Diego
4. One of the Bobo brothers

Best response 10 pts

Answer 1

Probably one of the Bobo brothers. "those crazy monkeys" !!

I thought only us hillbillies went for our cousins, not the mexicans to, so Diego would not do............

Boots seems a little "queer".

"Swiper no humping, Swiper no humping"....."Aw, man !!".

So I am back to the Bobo brothers. Tag team perhaps.

Answer 2

The bobo brothers are on Diego, and boots is gay (hello! red boots, otherwise naked? My gaydar is going off the charts!).

Swiper would be too busy trying to figure out how to steal her backpack, so that leaves Diego.

However, one problem... notice that Dora and Boots are the ONLY characters on her show that DON'T have eyebrows. Why that is, I have no clue, but needless to say I've spent hundreds of hours trying to figure it out, and it's left me a bitter, broken man...

So - would a chick with no eyebrows shag her cousin that HAS eyebrows?

I don't know... Bottom line - my money is on the Grumpy Old Troll. Notice how he always serves up softball riddles to her that are really easy to figure out? I think they got something going on the side.

Answer 3

Boots The Monkey Of Coarse

Answer 4

this is BY FAR the greatest question ever asked on Yahoo Answers!!

I think it would be inconclusive, I see her getting a train run on her by Boots, Swiper and Diego, and and even that Jaguar Diego runs with. all holes filled Boots in the mouth, swiper in the poon and diego fillin in the stinkhole!

Answer 5

Obviosly this is another plot by those insidious Keebler Elves to undermine the integrity of that sweet little bilingual inspiration, who was created by the Cartoon God, to give children an opportunity to develop a method to enter the mysterious and wonderful world that exists within the confines of the backpack she so lovingly guards.

Now comes the call to arms--- Arise all ye stewards of The Order. The quest is before us. Arm yourselves with the power of the third eye. Onward to the hollow tree to lay seige to those evil ones who enslave all who eat of the forbidden cookie of discord that we may free the world of this tyrannical addiction and bring about the complete harmony of universal equality that is the birthright of our kind.
Forge your souls in the purifying fires of heaven that they may be immune to the sugar demons and chocolate gargoyls who hover n that dreadful sky of marshmallow clouds of destruction.
Victory shall be ours my brothers, and the world shall once again be free to sit beneath the tree of broccoli in the garden of the valley of the Giant Green Rabbit, to enjoy the Feast of the Revolutionary carrot and drink from the cup of pixie nectar while sharing tales of meandering and footsie tickle.
Yeah have i, The Spectre of The Ultimate Authority, given this order to rise and quell all discord in the Kingdom of the Laughing Toe
So let it Be,

The Most Honorable Idlefonse Whupsnuppler

Answer 6

This is the funniest thing I've ever see on here! My money is on the grumpy old troll. They're goin at it under the bridge; see she got the riddle wrong, and was the only way he'd let her across. Boots taped the who thing - its the next big porn out there. LOL

Answer 7

Not Diego, b/c that would be sick, so I have to go w/ Swiper the Fox, b/c Swiper loves to swipe...

Answer 8

Boots.

Who doesn't like a little monkey action now and again.

Or swiper. He does like to steal virginity too.

Answer 9

i think the father would be the grumpy old troll who lives under all the bridges in dora land.......boots is going to get isa the iguana pregnant...and benny the bull and tiko are the first gay animals to concieve a child....lmao

Answer 10

Swiper--you know that girls always seem to like the "bad guy".