2007-03-05 01:18:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
If God was one of us I doubt it would take him long to settle into our way of life and pick up our bad habits like farting on the bus and scratching your bum in Tesco's vegetable aisle.
If he was one of us I would insure I became one of his friends so if anyone annoyed me I could get him to smite them for me, now that would fun. Could you imagine that? Some says something disparaging to you about your mother, you make a quick phone call to your newest buddy God and the next thing you know the person who said the remark has an extra asscheek.
Sweet
2007-03-05 02:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by The Infamous Arsebiscuit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is all of us. Everyone messes up the world and expects God to come rushing out of the sky and save the world he loves so much. In reality we'll all just die and rot on an uninhabitable planet, along with all the animals we've killed off.
Conclusion:
Only we have got the power to change stuff, so we should stop banging on about doing 'god's will', or 'allah's will, or whoever you worship, their will.
2007-03-05 01:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joan Osborne.
2007-03-05 01:39:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then he should get back up to his seat of power and do some work. the world is a right mess.
He has clearly let his eye drift off the ball for the last 2000years and needs to sort it out, probably too much Q and A on here.
2007-03-05 01:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by dsclimb1 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know who you are. But God is the man begging on the street, and what you do with him, you do for God.
2007-03-05 01:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Hi T 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He is - David Icke - Where have you been for the last 15 years
2007-03-05 09:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by scottie322 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is all of us.
2007-03-05 08:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wouldnt vote for Labour or Mr Bush. I bet he wouldnt get road rage either.
2007-03-05 01:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its all of us. everything is created from energy. and back before people were intelligent and they were weak and needed something to believe in besides themselfs dietys were created to give themselfs strength.
2007-03-05 01:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think he would regret the day he put humans on earth scrap the whole thing and start over again without them
2007-03-05 01:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋