Russian or Belarussian expressions or sayings?

Question

I am russian but i speak english better then russian, but my mom only speaks russian, well she always has these weird russian or belarusian sayings like ne smeshe maye tapecke (dont kid my shoes) and she says that when i say something that she thinks willnever happn and when i say i want to be like a vet when i grow up she says teba vet kak gavna is pulle- you being a vet is like **** from a gun. Anyway is there a website that has these sayings, and more

Answer 1

I am sure you have a lot of fun hearing different sayings. Your mom seems to know quite unusual ones.

Here are some links that might help you.

http://masterrussian.com/blproverbs.shtml
http://www.meirionnydd.force9.co.uk/russian/proverbs.html
http://www.answers.com/topic/russian-sayings

There are a lot of dictionaries of Russian sayings. You would be able to find references about some of them from the last link.

Have fun!

Answer 2

Your mom is very inventive!!! I guess that phrases of the type that she uses can be found in her rich imagination only. Create your own! Make her laugh.
If you find a site with phrases like those of your mom's they'll seem out-of-place in most cases (or there'll be swear words). Besides, the language is changing and the slang is doing it even faster. There's no chance you can catch up. You'd better find a Russian pen pal who actually lives here (like me).
If you want you can contact me [e-mail]

Answer 3

im russian 2...y tyebya smeshnaya mama!!lol:)