2007-03-04 17:50:37 · 10 answers · asked by giggitygiggitygiggitygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One of my co-workers has the most bizarre family situation I have ever heard of.
They all live together in a mad house...Try to keep up...
Rhonda is the co worker age 54
Jim is her son age 39
Leah is Jim's girlfriend age 32
Tim is Jim's son age 14
Grace is Jim's daughter age 13
...Jim and Leah have a baby together who dies shortly after birth due to his mother using various drugs...
Enter Anne...niece of Rhonda age 31 she moves into the loony bin...
Presto, Anne gets pregnant, everyone looks at Jim in horror!
Wrong. Young Tim is the proud father-to-be! No one can blame him, he has hormones don't you know! And although Anne goes to jail for corrupting a minor, the family doesn't blame her because after all, Tim is a fine looking young man! The resulting baby, is born and by all that's holy, I swear she was given in custody to the bunch living in the mad house, where she is being raised as the daughter of Jim and Leah.
So...what this means to the new baby boys and girls is...
Her brother is really her daddy
her daddy is really her grandpa
her mama is really her grandma
her grandma is really her great grandma
her aunt is really her mama...in jail
and her sister is really her aunt.
At about this point my head starts to hurt so I give up trying to chase the family line any further
2007-03-04 18:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by Snoodsmom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh.... the thoughts i ought to tell. on occasion its suited if all that occurs at that ingredient somewhat than conflict with the aid of 5 years and function babies in touch. yet i've got considered all of it. Goats, midgets, topless, nude, 50 3 hundred and sixty 5 days age variations, canines as ring bearers, cats in clothing. hooking up with the priest on the reception. i ought to go on for hours.
2016-12-18 05:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One chick breaking plates on one end of my home because I'm dumping her and another knocking at the door on the other end to b*tch & argue because I dumped her earlier, while the third one that I'm after calls me on the phone. Insanely funny except for the knife the dish-breaker threw at me. At that point, only the dish-breaker was under 30. Jerry has nothing on me.
2007-03-04 17:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i started dating this one guy, who at the time lived in an apartment with two lesbians who were dating at the time. i believe one of them kept my guy around as her future sperm bank. the two girls split mutually, and one of them (we'll call her "jess") started seeing this woman "angie" who happened to be married with three kids.
background on "angie" and her family. the three kids each had different father (most likely). the poor sap married to "angie" thought the oldest and the youngest were his. he knew the middle child was not his, but he supported the kid just as the others. the oldest child is definitely his, but the youngest boy is mostly like a product of the affair "annie" had with the poor sap's brother.
so "jess" decides she's moving out of the apartment to live with "angie", "angie's" husband and her three kids. ( i always wonder how they explained that one to the kids.) but "jess" name is on the lease, so she decided to rent our her room to another lesbian friend, who also happened to share the same name as the remaining lesbian in the apt. we'll call them "ally1" and "ally2".
at the time new roommie "ally2" was seeing a stripper from a local joint who told me to call her "star." i can't say they were dating because that would imply some intimacy. in "ally2"s own words, they were f*** buddies. and "star" was over frequently for sessions with "ally2" with her niece and nephew in tow. the two kids were parked in front of the tv during the session.
there were frequent lesbian gatherings at the apartment, for "jess" kept her key and let her and "angie" into the apartment, as she pleased.
it was a strange semester. and i swear it's all true save for the name changing. and that's the closest thing to a jerry springer episode i've got for you. hope you enjoyed it. i'm smiling remembering my old college days.
2007-03-04 18:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by makie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was girl's night out and we went to a local club here in los angeles. My friend got asked out by some guy to dance and they were dancing. I was also dancing with a friend of mine. When I see this pregnant girl start screaming at my friend and this guy she's dancing with. She then starts punching this guy, and it turns out that was that guys baby mama. She wanted to fight my friend too, but we didn't let her. My friend didn't know, and this chick was pregnant afterall. It was a riot afterwards...we started laughing.
2007-03-04 17:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by Loli 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a friend that comes from a very large and very weird family. Her sister and brother actually ran away together because they were "in love"!
2007-03-04 17:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me, a friend of mine, and my boyfriend were drinking at another friend's house. my friend's crazy ex-gf broke into the house, grabbed me by the hair, and punched me in the nose while holding me down on the floor.....she was all high on meth, and her paranoia got the better of her because she thought i was sleeping with her ex-bf.
while my other friend and i were cleaning the blood off my nose, this crazy b*tch bit a chunk out of my friend neck and tried to make out with my bf....
needless to say, we ended up having to call the police, lol....it was one crazy night.
2007-03-04 18:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by wookin pa nub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend just left her hubby for a women, but is still cheating on her g/f with other guys??? she is soo crazy...
2007-03-04 17:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arguing with my mum.
2007-03-04 17:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by The Chair Wizard VII 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I almost beat up a guy for screwing my girl...........turns out she was a drama queen and lied........an apology was necessary.
2007-03-04 17:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by Tapout 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋