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ill tell you a secret OK...and dont you dare tell andy rooney about this, because ill know that you told him. i can hear you when you sleep ....and sometimes i break into your house and lick all the buttons on your microwave with my eyes. so dont even think about telling this secret to anyone...got it!!!...not even that one snail you "accidentally" fell in love with and "mailed" to santa's "throat". now here is the secret...once again, dont tell anyone!!!...ok here goes: those digruntled penguins are actually castrated mustaches i farm on hobos.

2007-03-05 15:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 3 0

That only works on Thursdays!!!

I know many disgruntled groups that will chase you for wearing a mustache on Sunday.

2007-03-05 01:26:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1 0

yes, mustache is like sunglasses, it hides the eyes so penguins can’t identify your face!

2007-03-05 20:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0 0

Put on a tuxedo and blend in hiding in plain sight works the best!!

2007-03-05 01:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 0 2

No it wont, put on a tux and try to blend in...

2007-03-05 01:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 1 0

maybe,but better ask yourself "what would Yosemite Sam do?"

2007-03-05 01:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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