To make me laugh with your poem about a loveable,cool FatBoy??
2007-03-04 17:01:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
with so much to love how could it be wrong?
rolling flesh squeezed into a thong,
a waddling gait thats sure turn heads
in sneakers that fancy radial treads
a lust for life or maybe just cake
a plentiful suitor he is sure to make
dont gasp in shock or act to be coy
cause all the world loves a fatboy
2007-03-04 17:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by rachael 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That Cool, Loveable, FatBoy.
There once was a boy I met
Who was covered in pounds of sweat
With the wink of his eye, I thought I might cry
'Cuz I knew I would never forget
That Cool, Loveable FatBoy
Oh how he makes me shake and shiver
I will always remember how he made me laugh
Every time that he yelled "Timber"!
2007-03-04 17:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by teashy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes I can! Cause Cartman on Southpark is my man!
He's not some spoof, you'll know he's real, just take his cheesy poofs.
He'd eat anything even styrofoam, but just piss him off and he's going home.
Did you see my Cartman with his daddy John Elway at school, oh my he was so cool!
He may be a fatboy but he's got class.
Who else could shoot flames from their ***!!
Who else has the nerve to say suck my nuts?
You know for a little fatboy that takes guts.
2007-03-04 17:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loveable Cool Fatboy
By Anthony Spears
He was loveable
He was cool
He was fat
What else can anybody say about that?
Well his skin has patches of brown betwixt thine fleshy folds
But they're cool
The folds... loveable
Jiggly skin
And warm sunlight
Cast upon the glorious landscape of flesh
He snores in his sleep
Due to Sleep Apnea
Without treatment
It may cause...
high...
blood...
pressure.
2007-03-04 17:08:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wrote this poem for a guy, but I really can't tell you why. This dude rocks & he wears cool socks. At his request I did my best. Enjoy Fatboy!
2007-03-04 18:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by What?! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fat Boy Fat Boy
youre so cool
although others say youre a tool
We all love to rub your head
and kiss that baldness off to bed
Fat Boy Fat Boy
nows the time
for all you fans to
join in rhyme
2007-03-04 17:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is bald ,he is big,
He's the one all the girls dig,
He can be your enemy,
He can be your friend,
No matter what,you will soon see,
Why they call him,"Fatboy" in the end..>: )
2007-03-04 17:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fatboy is my friend
If you mess with him
Ill kill your friend
You call him fat
Ill kick your a***
The end
2007-03-04 17:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took you to old country buffet
and you said thanks for the snack
I gave you all the money you wanted
and you gave it back
you prefer the whole grocery store
no wonder you 're so fat
2007-03-04 17:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by ms.l_thoms 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bibblybobiblybooo
Fatboy is pretty cooo
loveable
huggable
you wish you had some too!
2007-03-04 17:49:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋