Okay theres plenty from this movies but my favorite would be this one from The Zoolander
Matilda: And thats when I became bulemic
Zoolander:*gasp* You can read minds?
2007-03-04 16:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by sleeping beauty 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Rockhound " well its about time I havent thrown up in about an hour"
from armageddon
2007-03-05 00:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lots of funny one liners in Zoolander for sure.
one of my favorite lines of all times ironically involved the same actress. No ****! I swear. It's from the Wedding Singer, she says, "Robbie, I am gonna make this easy on you, if you go upstairs with me, you're gonna get laid." OMG I would have so beat her up the stairs, I would have been naked under the covers before she made it to the front door!
2007-03-05 00:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star Wars: A New Hope
Luke (really whiney): But I was going to go to Tocchi Station to pick up some power converters!
2007-03-05 00:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i got one, every time i think about this one i start laughing and not some little chuckle, no i go into a full laugh with the red face and tears rolling down both cheeks.
kumar. look at that thing on his neck
harold. will you stop it
kumar. but it looks infected
harold. he can hear us
kumar no he can't
randy(tow truck driver) i heard every thing you said
2007-03-05 00:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THeres loads from falling down when a ganster point to a graffitti symbol and says "that says its our focking private property". Michael Douglass turns round and says " 'says all that".
2007-03-05 00:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by peaco1000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor: Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick a** lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
Idiocracy
2007-03-05 00:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Marshall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
"Gopher Everett?"
That gopher on the stick was just too funny...
2007-03-05 00:23:41 · answer #7 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy! Napolean Dynamite
I caught you a delicious bass!
2007-03-05 00:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by squeezy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Ocean's 11;
Reuben Tishkoff: You know, you guys, we go far back, and I still owe you two from that one thing with the place and the guy. And I'll never forget it!
Danny Ocean: It was our pleasure.
Rusty: I've never been to Belize.
2007-03-05 00:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by enzo32ferrari 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
-But I've cut both your arms off!!
-No you haven't!
-Yes I have!!
-It's just a flesh wound!!
2007-03-05 01:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by the LKP 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋