i was watching south park where ms. garrison cant have periods and i just wanted to know why
2007-03-04 15:24:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
ok i already know about the ms.garrison thing, but as i was watching that, the question poped into my head GOD dont take it seriously
2007-03-04 15:54:40 · update #1
ok i already know about the ms.garrison thing, but as i was watching that, the question poped into my head GOD dont take it seriously
2007-03-04 15:56:11 · update #2
Girls need to have a period b.c its necessary for them to produce children. When a female has her period she releases an egg and its typically around the time that she ovulates.
The eggs that drop during a female's period are not needed and will not be fertilized so it's like the body's way of saying... you're not gonna be pregnant right now.
2007-03-04 15:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by WORLD FAMOUS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girls have periods because a layer thick layer of blood forms along the inside layer for the Uterus in preparation for a fertilized egg to attach to. If there is the egg doesn't get fertilized, there is no attachment and the blood layer degenerates, therefore causing blood to despense through the vagina. That's why if you miss a period, it could mean that a fertilized egg attached and the layer is gonna stay to provide nutrients for the embedded egg. For the South Park question, i guess she got a sex change and her uterus was removed, or a hormonal imbalance doesn't initiate the formation of the blood layer.... Just a quick summary from a stupid college student :P hope it was easy to understand.
2007-03-04 15:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by Michael M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a girl's eggs are not fertilised by a sperm, then the lining on the wall of the uterus which is actually pure blood and nutrition for the egg is not needed and it comes out through the vagina as periods. It's needed for having babies and also if you don't wanna be neitjher girl nor boy
2007-03-04 15:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by Drools over home made food 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHE CAN'T HAVE ANY BECAUSE SHE GOT HER UTERUS TAKEN OUT FOR SOME REASON WOMEN HAVE THEM BECAUSE THEY God made man in his own image.
Initially, he made woman equally beautiful, but as soon as that scheming little cow, Eve, stitched up the whole bloody human race by being completely unable to resist the apple that Satan-the-Serpent offered up, God got annoyed and started kicking ***, and taking down some names.
God realised Adam was off doing manly things, such as running naked through the Garden of Eden looking manly, and possibly fashioning a small football from twigs and leaves and dribbling it past some bored-looking Angels to score a cracking left footed twenty-yarder. He was not involved in Eve's treachery. She saw something she was told she couldn’t have, and as with all women today, wanted it more. The more she was told by God that she couldn’t have it, the more that she wanted it. Typical bloody woman. She assumed that she was smarter than God and that she wouldn’t get caught, which is so typical.
Anyway - as we all know, she did take a bite of the forbidden fruit, which we can only assume was a euphemism for something else, and she seemed really surprised that God found out. Its not like he is the all-seeing, all-knowing Lord of all creation or anything... First she denied it all, like the scheming, lying little cow she was, then realising God was having none of it, turned on the waterworks. It was at this point that Adam strolls over, flushed and perspiring from single-handedly beating a team full of Angels at football (and scoring a cracking left footed twenty-yarder in the process). Scratching his balls he thinks about enquiring why Eve is crying, but then realises that he is probably to blame for whatever she is upset about, and asking what is wrong will just make her more upset. He is just about to apologise for whatever it was that he has done, when God's voice comes booming out of the Heavens. I'll be honest, he isn’t a happy camper.
Adam finds out that Eve has taken a bite of the forbidden fruit. He isn’t happy either.
"You selfish bint - you could have had any fruit in the bloody garden, but you had to have that one - why?" he shouts.
His protests are cut off by more apocalyptic booming from above.
"Guys - You knew the rules. You just couldn’t help yourselves could you? Eve, you are a deceitful woman, and am I very disappointed. Adam, you are blameless here, but I’m sure on some level Eve will blame you for her mendacity and sin, so I'm going to punish you both..." he booms. Thunder cracks across the skies to emphasise God's point, which Eve thought was a bit OTT and macho.
Before she can protest, God carries on, obviously pleased at the effect his coruscating pronunciations are having on the two butt-naked people in his garden paradise below.
"Eve, you shall be reminded of your lies and dishonesty once a month for the rest of time. It shall be bloody, painful, and generally unpleasant, so that everyone knows what a horrible little strumpet you really are. Adam, sorry to do this to you matey, but you must be punished as well, as it says in the Gods and All-Powerful Deities Charter that I must be even-handed at all times. Therefore, before Eve gets her little "reminder" every month, she is going to be really moody and horrible and you'll just have to put up with it. This shall forever be known as the "Poor Man Suffer"
2007-03-04 15:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by Amber B 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats because in south park ms. garrison is a guy who wants to be a girl. and girls have periods so they can have babies.
2007-03-04 15:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
because Eve had to eat the apple
2007-03-05 05:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by tadpole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg
2007-03-04 15:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋