My turd is too big to flush?

Question

I have flushed like 50 times now.

How can I break it up without splashing myself?

princess- does your mommy know you can't spell "you're"

Answer 1

Does your mommy know your on the computer?

Answer 2

Your real problem might be the kind of foods your eating. Make sure your eating at least a couple of fruits a day, and a salad with your dinner at night. If your already doing these things, and this pattern keeps up see your doctor.

Answer 3

Next time you have the urge, go into the barnyard and relieve yourself among the heavier class animals. Nobody would pay any attention to that thing laying about on a farm.

Answer 4

Ok, don't panic. You can take a plunger and break it up. Use the edge of the plunger and cut it in pieces. Then flush one piece at a time. and plunge it down. Good Luck!

Answer 5

okay...my brother has this problem all the time...he stops up the toilet everytime he uses it! you can break it up with the plunger!!! just slice it in half!.....it works wonders....next time let it out in segments, and flush after every piece you let out!..hope the helps...and good luck getting your turd to flush!♥

Answer 6

In my experience, sometimes it is necessary to get out the chainsaw in situations like this.

Answer 7

I hate this type of squat-n-squeeze. Nothing for it but the rubber gloves and elbow grease. Hit it with something first, to make sure it's dead.

Answer 8

Wow that nasty. I think you need to see a doc. Next time go at a store or restaurant or gas station. Let them worry about it.

Answer 9

I think this is a problem only you can solve. Curious, what did you do before Q&A came along?

Answer 10

Easy, boil a lot of hot water and use that instead!