2007-03-04 14:31:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The yahoo mob is stuffing it up enough....... we don't need another ruling party.
2007-03-04 14:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by I'm In Love With Delicious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Judas Rabbi: I am your king!
P&S Peasant: Well I didn't vote for you.
Judas Rabbi: You don't vote for kings!
P&S Peasant: How'd you become king, then?
Judas Rabbi: The Lady of the Lake,... [Angel chorus begins singing in background] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft The Yamster from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Judas Rabbi, was to carry The Yamster. [Angel chorus ends] THAT is why I am your king!
P&S Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing rodents is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Judas Rabbi: Be quiet!
P&S Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a hamster at you!
Judas Rabbi: Shut up!
P&S Peasant: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a gerbil at me, they'd put me away!
Judas Rabbi: Shut up! Will you shut up?! [Grabs peasant and shakes him]
P&S Peasant: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Judas Rabbi: Shut up!
P&S Peasant: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!
Judas Rabbi: BLOODY PEASANT!!
P&S Peasant: Oh, what a giveaway. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
2007-03-04 14:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The top three guys in the leaderboard.
Richard always gives good answers.
2007-03-04 14:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush -- that way he could put his self-proclaimed title of "decider" to worthless use, instead of using it to destroy the country and the world!
2007-03-04 14:35:41 · answer #4 · answered by worldinspector 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
but I think
I'm in love with delicious has the right idea
2007-03-04 20:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flappy, of course.
The other obvious choice is me......all bow down immediately!
2007-03-04 14:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Someone with absolutely no life!
2007-03-04 14:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by xx CFace xx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer us as an ungoverned mob.
2007-03-04 14:33:45 · answer #8 · answered by Omni D 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
All we need, more politicians - anarchy rules!
2007-03-04 14:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure but u wouldn't be the president be it you queer
2007-03-04 14:35:57 · answer #10 · answered by colton 10 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋