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Okay, what's the worse excuse you've come up with for not going into work?

or what have you used that was not true?

2007-03-04 14:00:46 · 16 answers · asked by Debt Free! 5 in Business & Finance Other - Business & Finance

16 answers

Had a guy call up work once saying that he couldnt hear treble. He worked on a helpdesk and claimed he was unable to hear treble and so wouldnt be able to answer the phone...Not sure if he realised that he'd just called up or not...but that was his excuse and he came in with a doctors certificate so it had to be accepted...

2007-03-04 14:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I actually had a girl show up a half a shift late (night shitf) because she was at a party and she thinks she was sexually assaulted by some guys, but she wan't sure..anyway..she took a bath and came into work....she was told to go home...and she would not be needed ever again.

2007-03-04 14:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by tlbrown42000 6 · 1 0

I just did not wish to go one morning so I called off stating that I had a cold. Only have done this once though many many years ago.

2007-03-04 14:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by KristinaMaria 3 · 1 0

in specific circumstances i take advantage of my 4 year previous as an excuse to get out of issues. dissimilar the time its actual because of fact i don't have a sitter, yet on the grounds that persons are understanding of that actuality..i'm going to apply it in specific circumstances as quickly as I in simple terms don't sense like going out. i think of its rather lame because of fact...nicely..i'm making use of my newborn because of fact the excuse! =)

2016-10-17 07:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by juart 4 · 0 0

The worst excuse one of my employees ever told me was that he was locked in his apartment and the landlord/maintenance people couldn't get there until late in the afternoon.

What bs!

2007-03-04 15:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by Gem 7 · 2 0

My eye's are giving me problems, I can't see... can't see coming into work today.

I'm firing you (to be said to the boss). (This one can be done in a variety of ways...)

Our family has been doing some evaluating, and we've decided that we are going to be able to downsize. We don't really have a position for you anymore...

2007-03-04 14:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 1 0

The worst was that I had some mystery stomach illness. It worked but it was pretty bad

2007-03-04 14:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Worst one I've ever told was I feel really tired, I think I may have mono... lol. What's even funnier is that it worked, no consequences

2007-03-04 18:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by Waddy 3 · 0 0

I was locked in his apartment and the landlord/maintenance people couldn't get there until late in the afternoon!

2007-03-04 23:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

my dog died
some friends i didn't expect to come down poped in last night and insited that i take the day off.

2007-03-04 14:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by wings 1 · 1 0

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