2007-03-04 12:13:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
banana and lube
2007-03-04 12:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by osxrulz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made a cashier fall around the place laughing just before Christmas. It was my office night out, and I live in a semi rural area; the "do" was being held in the city. So I decided to stay in my son's house when the party was over. Grand, except for one thing - I had packed an overnight bag and forgotten to pack any clean knickers or a bra( I was wearing evening trousers, a strapless, boned bodice and a lacy jacket to the "do". On the way home from the party, I called into the nearest 24 hour Tesco, and bought a bra and knickers - at 3am! When I brought them to the checkout to pay, the cashier looked at me and my bling-bling get-up, and the knickers and bra in my hand.......and started laughing. "get lucky, did you?" she said nad continued spluttering at her own joke!
2007-03-04 21:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by marie m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to be a cashier, and the only time I really got a laugh was when this really short conservative young looking kid came to the counter with 18 packs of condoms! His excuse, "well you know how hard it is to buy these!!" NO, I don't!! Had to laugh at that one!!!
2007-03-04 21:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Rayne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies and condoms.
2007-03-04 20:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A jumbo pack of C size batteries and a bottle of warming massage oil!
2007-03-04 20:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by Answer Master Dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turkey Baster and Rubber Gloves...
2007-03-04 20:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
canned catfood and corn chips
bought the catfood for my cats
and the corn chips for my family
but the cashier got the biggest laugh visualizing me eating them as chips and dip.
i failed to share in her laughter
2007-03-04 23:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by soren 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Extra small condoms and ultra heavy flow max tampons
2007-03-04 20:17:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Peanut Butter and Rope
2007-03-04 20:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buying a corkscrew and condoms together lol
2007-03-04 20:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pink flamingo and ANY kind of yard gnome!! lol
2007-03-04 20:18:16 · answer #11 · answered by dawnee_babe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋