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Try the Lighthouse For The Blind

2007-03-04 11:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh dear. This is going to be a challenge.

I would assume you have tried all the standard things. Going to pick up bars, hitch-hiking at night, local truck stops, and even offering money. To no avail it would appear.

I think it would be time to go to Plan B.

Let me walk you through this. Look around your home or place of work. In one of these places, perhaps even both, is the solution to your problem. It generally comes in a paper form. You may have to look around for some time. Could be on the wall, on a desk, or maybe even on the door of your fridge.

Right! A calender. Grasp it! Hold it to your chest and thank the Lord for giving you so many dates from which to chose. Why..there is one for every day!

Oh, you will never spend a Saturday night alone again. Or any other night.

I hope this helped. But remember, always practice moderation.

2007-03-05 07:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There is no hope for you.

And since you are cloning/mocking me you should know I have had the same man for 2 years now, thank you very much.

Good Day.

2007-03-04 19:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

lmao

2007-03-04 19:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by Wht Hare 4 · 0 0

i always cruise local barns.... you never know where you'll find hot action....

2007-03-04 19:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 1 0

how about changing your look?
♥Roberta♥
BE MORE LIKE ME

2007-03-04 19:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Roberta. 5 · 0 2

Go to the sea world and stand by the jelly beans! DUH!

2007-03-04 21:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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