Tell Me Away Messages!!!!!!?????I like really really long ones!?

Question

Away Messages are as long as you can get them to be tell me about anything even sex anything at all!!!!!!!I like Away Messages!

Answer 1

Hey!
OMG I loooove away messages 2!! Expecially LOONG ones!!!
So I guess you havn't heard about iconator.com?
Well maybe you did, but you forgot.
Well they got AWSOME away messages..so heres a few! (PS: you can add on a short note at the end and be like, BBL or somthing!)

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."



He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the las rose died.



There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."




If a kiss were a raindrop, I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second, I'd send you hours. If smiles were water, I'd send you the sea. If love was a person, I'd send you me.






*..Wait for the boy who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kinda boy who brings out the best in you and makes you wanna be a better person. wait for the boy who will be your best friend, who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances. wait for the boy who makes you smile like no one else, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. wait for the boy who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats and have no make-up on, but appreciates it when you get dolled up for him...and most of all, wait for the boy who will put you at the center of his universe, because that's where you belong ..*





Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.





there is a young girl in sunday school and her teacher wants to ask her 3 questions
1. her teacher asked her "who created the earth we live on"
a boy pokes with a pencil and she yells "god almighty". the teachers says "thats right"

the next question that the teacher asks her who died on the cross for our sins? the boy pokes her again and she yell "jesus christ". her teacher says "that right"
3. the last question is. "What did eve says to adam when they were makin babies. the boy pokes her agian and she yells "i swear to god if u poke me with that thing one more time i will break it in half"




New Inventions by Blondes:
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat





Some ?s to ponder while I am away....
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
I will leave you to ponder...





I am away so...
press 1-if u miss me
press 2-if u luv me
press 3-if ur bored
press 4-if u wanna chat
press 5-if u need 2 tell me sumthin important
press 6-if u kno sumthin i really shoulf kno
press 7-if u just like pushing buttons and makin me mad
press 8-if u like me and u dont kno how 2 tell me
press 9-if u wanna go out wit me
press 10- if u need a hug
press 11- if u think i am cute
press 12-if u think I'm hott
press 13-if u think i am sexi
press 14-if u wanna kno where i am
press 15-if u wanna ask me sumthin important
press 16-if u wanna make fun of my middle name
press 17- if u wanna call me
press 18-if ur gunnu call me
cya when i am back!





roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head






Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)







dont like those? want more? go to www.iconator.com and click on AWAY MESSAGES and go from there!!!

HAVE FUN!!!
(PS: they also have avatars, icons, away messages)

Answer 2

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Answer 3

If you are in person then you can get all the long ones you want. lol

Answer 4

What the hell are you talking about.