Encourage me to do drugs please?

Question

Not joking serously, Encourage me
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I will erase your answer if you put up annything that trieds to help me out with life and tells me not to do drugs and all that.

. Serously
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And also please put up some insults. If it helps you to insult me think of me as a person whome you hate.

Answer 1

Drugs make everyone else more interesting.

Trying to stay awake at work is an exciting and challenging start to your day.

Your carpet needed all the lint hand-picked out of it, anyways.

Your hair looks so much better if you style it while completely annhilated on a combination of drugs.

It keeps them out of the hands of small children.

You will be helping support the poor, impoverished drug dealer who is allergic to french fries and cannot work fast food as a result.

Your answers to questions online are soooo much more interesting if you get completely blitzed before responding.

There. I just gave you several. I don't know you well enough to insult you, however. I save that sort of behavior for people I really, really like.

~Morg~

Answer 2

Smoke weed, man! Maybe when you're high and you look in the mirror your ugly a.ss will start to look better. Weed gives you a good appetite and better eye sight, too. It also makes you horny as h.ell. I always like to smoke weed and drink malt liquor along with it. Have you ever heard of that beer Private Stock? Black people drink that s.hit and it gits you drunker than a muthafukkah! Oh yeah, and I hate you, you stupid b.astard!

Answer 3

take 10 coricidin HBPcold and cough pills. Lie on your back in a dark room, and listen to some relaxing music with your eyes closed and you will have an out of body experience. It's legal to.

Answer 4

Go on then. It's your life to waste.