What sort of drugs make a good liberal?

Question

I've been experimenting with mescaline and this new form of crack, but I was wondering, what drugs make for the best liberal? I know that with Obama it was crack and with Bill it was pot. Maybe if I try all of the drugs? Of course, bush doesn't want me to do this. He's evil and he ran over my dog. I'll never see my little scruff again and I can never forgive him for that, or the 70 million people and countless other pets (peta.org for details) he's butchered. Wait a second. There's a bird outside my window. It's black like a cia helicopter. Bush must be using it to spy on me! Oh how sad is the day with this man can even turn mother nature against us! I thought it was just hurricane Katrina with karl roves weather machine cuz bush hates blacks, but apparently I was wrong. We must do something! The bird is still watching me! It's reading what I'm typing! I'm sorry, but I must hit enter soon before it reports back! Please answer my question. Liberals, we must untie!

Answer 1

A good mix of LSD, mushrooms, Opium, Heroin, and Meth should do the trick.

Answer 2

A hit of meth charges em up. You see it has been studyed and meth heads are good at taking things apart but can not put them back together! So based on that study it must be meth. Besides thay can make it in moms basement as that sees to be where 90% of them live!

Answer 3

Well, Rush used oxycontin so that must be a conservative drug. And Bush used booze and coke so those must be conservative drugs. Mark Foley was addicted to preying on male pages so that must be a conservative thing. Newt Gingrich and Rudy Guiliani are into adultery so that must be a conservative thing too.

Gosh darn, I can't think of one for you.

Answer 4

Acid worked for the unwashed hippie masses in the 60's. From the sounds of them on the news they are still using it hallucinating and not making any sense.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

I find it disturbing that you feel this diatribe will result in a positive image of your true party. Luckily, I realize that one does not represent the whole.

Answer 7

bad blizzard in north dakota last winter,lots of people stranded,a few died.no one called fema,no one whined and complained,no one called jesse jackson,there were no marches,no one got shot or carjacked,every one stuck together and helped each other out.
btw,people in north dakota know when the weather man tells them to get outta dodge they do it and dont whine about it.they know its all a part of living in the frozen north.btw,its was 44 below here last week

Answer 8

Prescription drugs that no one can afford make more liberals every day.

Answer 9

You are not Liberal. No liberal believes that crap.

Answer 10

lmao...you seem pretty liberal, you're attacking Bush and all. well whatever your on, its working!!!!!!!!!!!