Does anyone remember swifties?

Question

A 60's joke thing. Eg I fervently believe in Sharia law, he said, off-handedly. etc

Answer 1

My son and I recently exchanged some chess-themed Swifties:

"Keep your eye on the Bishop. I want to know when
he makes his move", said the Inspector, obliquely.

"I hate playing with these veteran players; they always capture my castles," said the rookie.

"I'm going to sidestep that issue," Tom said (k)nightly.

And not quite a Swiftie, but amusing:
"I'll get the check, mate," said the king. "I'll tip," said the queen.

And my favorite: "Have you anything by Victor Hugo?" asked Les, miserably.

And some years ago I found a Swiftie on the first page of a Tom Swift book: "Buckle your seat belts!" he snapped.

Answer 2

I manufacture tabletops," said Tom counterproductively.
"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.
"I'm afraid I flunked my electrocardiogram," said Tom half-heartedly.
"I can't remember what I was supposed to buy," said Tom listlessly.
"I didn't know I got airsick," said Tom, heaving it aloft.
"You gobbled the whole thing? You're a wicked glutton!" Tom insinuated.
"What would I need a prop gun for?" asked Tom blankly.
"Who discovered radium?" asked Marie, curiously.
"I dropped the toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.
"Me, drown in Egypt? It'll never happen!" exclaimed Tom, deep in denial.
"I'll never stick my arm in the lion's mouth again," Tom said offhandedly.
"I'm wearing my wedding ring," Tom said with abandon.
"I've changed my name to Patrick," Tom spat.
"I just love camping!" Tom said intently.
"2 bdrm furn w c/h," said Tom aptly.
""--. --- --- -.. -... -.-- .," Tom said remorsefully.
"I came, I saw," Tom concurred.
"I fall ill every Tuesday," said Tom weakly.
"That's the woman!" Tom said dismissively.
"What was it like, commanding the Confederate troops?" Tom asked generally.
"I always go last in the gang bang," Tom announced forthcomingly.
"Look at those pasties twirl!" said Tom fastidiously.
"Must I sing at church this week?" Tom inquired.
"I won't pay the bill," Tom said unremittingly.
"I love you, Mister," Tom said gaily.
"I won't go to Copenhagen," Tom said disdainfully.
"I just met George Wendt," Tom said normally.

Answer 3

now im curious what is it