Also, I drink imported beer, my home doesn't have wheels, and I have no sexual feelings for my sister. Would these traits prevent me from watching cars turn left for 3 hours?
2007-03-04 08:16:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Other - Sports
I think its ok as long as you balance out all that you are lacking. Some suggestions:
1. Do not shower for somewhere between 2 days and a week prior to the race.
2. Eat a lot of fried food beforehand, making sure to mess up your clothes as much as possible.
3. The outfit you wear is very important: pick an outfit that strikes the perfect balance between looking like Roseanne Connor and Dan Connor.
4. Be extremely rude.
These are just a few of the ways you can guarantee yourself a good time.
2007-03-04 08:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Pea 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
U may be able to get in without them noticing. Just rip a couple of holes in ya clothes, let next door's dog get at them, then ask for them back when they look authentic. Then, just for the occasion, buy some local brew. Then, die ya girlfriends/wife's hair the same as yours. then when your hugging/kissing, it'll look ok to u and the hill billies. Problem sorted. Let me know how it goes lol.
2007-03-04 08:30:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I am a well educated american and I went to the Daytona 500 last year. There were many rednecks but there was many more people like you and I. The races are very exciting and if you don't already have them, get earplugs!
2007-03-04 08:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Patgar 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope not at all. Actually NASCAR wants to be more of a "family" sport now. That's why it is getting even stupider.
2007-03-05 05:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. If you really want to go just paint some of your teeth black, bring your sister, shave the top of your head bald but leave a mullet, and bring one of those beer sleeves to hide your real beer. Also say "dat sunna b**ch", "dun dat dare", "my maw and paw", etc
2007-03-04 08:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ronald Reagan replace into the 1st sitting President in 1984. He flew into Daytona with approximately 50 laps to visit observe Richard Petty to win his 2 hundredth profession win vs. Cale Yarborough. It replace into neat seeing Air tension One land exterior of DIS (airport is sturdy at the back of backstretch) with Petty and Yarborough racing "under" it....I particularly have a image of that for the duration of one among background books. "previous Busch" to my information visited two times. as quickly as in the process the 1992 Daytona Pepsi 4 hundred to observe Richard Petty initiate 2d. in the process the parade laps the #40 3 drove as much as the passenger door, the two exchanged thumbs up and Petty dropped lower back to his beginning place. He then later visited lower back interior the autumn campaigning for re-election. Clinton visited at Daytona summer season race in 1996 campaigning for re-election. "LIL BUSH" visited as quickly as to 2 times yet won't manage to bear in suggestions the races. yet the two cases have been for re-election. in simple terms an opinion as constantly. noticeably exciting question Scooter!
2016-12-18 05:36:48 · answer #6 · answered by lacross 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just purchase a pit pass so you can set with the other normal people .
2007-03-04 08:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but being an elitist azz does. Maybe you should forget all the
stereotypes you've heard and give it a try.
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2007-03-04 08:20:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, but some pervert will try to knock a couple out. Then its deliverance.
2007-03-04 08:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by jesta.drifter 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha. I think this forbids you watching cars going round in circles :)
2007-03-04 08:19:50 · answer #10 · answered by chrisbowe82 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋