Just as I was about to eat the leftovers from today's roast, I walked into my kitchen to find my sister's psycho skinhead boyfriend Bub, devouring it all, his face covered in chicken grease, snarling and grunting as he ate. When he saw me, he scowled, and returned to his meal. I've got to get rid of this guy, but how?
2007-03-04 05:00:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Prepare fugu, the Japanese puffer fish, incorrectly then serve it to him. Failing that, there's always a machete. Technically it's murder, but you can be proud that you acted as a lifeguard to the human gene pool.
2007-03-04 05:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God I agree totally with you! We have to get him to go forever.....borrow a friends mobile and text your sister some juicy messages from an imaginary secret date. Write love letters to her and leave them where he can find them. Ask him if they have made up...you thought they split cos of the different guy last week etc, you get it...now go do it!
2007-03-04 13:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by doingitallforwrenches 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let your librarian neighbours loose on the guy, his screams will be heard half way across town
2007-03-04 14:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by Jonny D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that the grocery store is having a sale on chicken
2007-03-04 13:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Creep up on him from behind while he's busy eating and club him on the head! Simple!
2007-03-04 13:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite people of all races, but very few whites, to your house...all the time. He'll go away, or be taken out in handcuffs.
2007-03-04 13:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time there's leftovers, mix some laxatives with them. If he craps his pants in front of your sister, she might dump him.
2007-03-04 13:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Paulie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw his meal out the door. Lock the door behind you when he runs after it.
2007-03-04 13:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell your sister that you don't like the guy 'cos he isn't good enough for her and if she doesn't get rid of him, you and your mates will get rid of him, Permanently. !! xx
2007-03-04 20:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw your sister out !!
2007-03-04 13:04:14 · answer #10 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋