2007-03-04 02:50:32 · 12 answers · asked by CHICKEN NOODLE! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mary had a little sheep
And with the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb
2007-03-04 02:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yesterday I met a old gentleman who told me a joke and I thought it was funny. So here it goes:
A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some Cyanide.
The pharmacist asks "do you have a prescription?"
She says "No"
Pharmacist "Well then I can't give you the cyanide. You know cyanide can kill someone."
The Woman "yes I know I want to kill my husband"
Pharmacist "Mam don't tell me this"
So she pulls out a pictures to show him why. It was a picture of him with another woman.
The pharmacist then says "Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription."
2007-03-04 11:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by T_Ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side
ha ha ha ,now i'm laughing : )
2007-03-04 10:56:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flying ducks with hairdresers and more flying ducks and more hairdressers eating mustard. Or you could see a flying hairdresser eating Duck tete de moutard.
2007-03-04 10:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I recieved an email yesterday,
telling me about an Indian man who had an Indian name for his wife...three horses...
meaning nag! nag! nag!
2007-03-04 11:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a can of chicken noodle soup
2007-03-04 10:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tomato soup
2007-03-04 11:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by lost in space 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go & watch mr. bean movie
2007-03-04 11:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was a peeps pirate...
2007-03-04 11:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by Wht Hare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mirror
2007-03-04 11:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋