After all the odor is offensive to some and the caffeine is not good for you. Then there is the possible second hand caffeine that is emitted. I have rights too as a non coffee drinker. Since the lot of you are pushing to ban smoking I want public coffee drinking curtailed as well. You have taken away one of my pleasures so now I am going after yours...what goes around comes around
2007-03-04 02:33:14 · 10 answers · asked by dennis s 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I am using absurdity to demonstrate the absurdity of these smoking bans. Don't worry I am not giving them any ideas. This will be the next one with or without my input
2007-03-04 02:46:45 · update #1
Apparently some of you don't know what satire is...
2007-03-04 05:33:01 · update #2
Coffee killed my father. It's addictive. The coffee companies marketed it to him as a child and he bought into it. My younger brother died from second hand caffeine. The coroner told me it was just naturally occurring liver failure, but I knew otherwise. Clearly he was on the payroll of the coffee companies.
Coffee companies get people addicted to their products through the use of mind control. Its true, I saw them doing it before they erased my memory. In fact, I remember it so distinctly that I can name names, but won't for fear of being taken away by black helicopters, also on the payroll of the coffee companies.
Coffee companies control and regulate our thoughts. With my superior intellect, I can resist this control to warn others. Yes, I am the anti coffee messiah and I will create subversive commercials to make others think the way I do.
2007-03-04 08:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by mmm_billy01 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
And people eating oranges in public! Also i think that bus stops should be designated smoking areas nd anyone who has a problem with that should get hot ash in their coffee stained face!
Alsio with smoking out the window i think fat people should be arrested on the streets and made to lose weights in nazi type kamps. They are damaging their health too, yet no one gives a care about the fattys, and the coffee slurping orange munchers.
I am serious, and yes i am soooo god damn bitter about the whole fiasco.
2007-03-04 10:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Secret Cola Ninja 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who thinks the odor is offensive?
And, so far as I know, not very many of the average citizens really care about smoking or coffee in public places.
Anyone who does is just bitching about nothing and shouldn't be acknowledged, anyway.
2007-03-04 10:39:46 · answer #3 · answered by Morgan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't drink coffee but why should I force my dislike of the foul drink on others...
So no, we should not ban coffee in public places..
2007-03-04 10:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I KNOW!!! Then the people walk around and drink it right in your face...like their better than you or something...they give smug little grins with the coffee died teeth and you can smell the overwhelming odor of hazelnut and irish cream. DAMN YOU ALL PUBLIC COFFEE DRINKERS!!!!!!!
2007-03-04 10:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by Spades Of Columbia 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well i never! My wife yes,my dog maybe,my coffee never!! shame on you for thirty minutes!
2007-03-04 10:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by revtobadblack 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh grow up...
And stop blowing your smoke in my direction...
Peace!
2007-03-04 10:39:01 · answer #7 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the way you think!
2007-03-04 10:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great point, but.......
Don't even joke about that. Someone might do it.
2007-03-04 10:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by fly guy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, will you STOP!!!!
Peace & Love
2007-03-04 10:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋