2007-03-04 02:30:35 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Alternative ➔ Other - Alternative
Sing "99 Bottles of Beer". No one ever finishes that song anyway. (and don't say you did on the way to camp. The ones that start that song don't finish it, the ones that started singing along about halfway through finish it.) Perhaps hearing it will annoy some one inside the building so much that they reach out to grab you by the throat, inadvertently saving your life! Good luck!
2007-03-04 16:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by Witchyluck 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The most common thing to do when falling off from high places is to scream so that the people below can hear you and get out of the way before you go splat on top of them.
2007-03-05 04:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by ikeman32 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, you can stop worrying. It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.
The problem comes if you suddenly realise you want to live after all.
Anyway, my guess is that you won't be thinking anything, as the experience will be so intense. And as you may know, you cannot experience something and think about it at the same time.
2007-03-04 07:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Attempt to figure out how you have the ability to have an operational computer while falling off a building
2007-03-04 07:36:24 · answer #4 · answered by Skeptic123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SMILE! Your risk of death due to dehydration or by being eaten alive by some large mammal or by being boiled or burned is now minimal. Say a prayer thanking God for this as you will very likely meet Him in 3...2...1...and may He have mercy on your soul.
2007-03-04 07:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by awwcrapdoihafta? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a priest to confess and then watch discovery channel or national geographic and learn to make a parachute (make it 2 , one for you and one for the priest ) and then open the parachute , if you had made the parachute correctly you will be saved , if not... you will still go to heaven because you have confessed
2007-03-05 01:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try, in your meanest voice, to scream at the earth and tell it how much you hate it, and want to kill it, and how you are "Not Falling" but "chasing" the Earth, in order to beat the living crap out of it. If you can do this convincingly, the Earth will jump out of the way, in fear, thereby saving your life.
2007-03-04 20:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Count the windows?
Remember if you fall from 13 floors or less, you have a greater chance of survival!
2007-03-05 06:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by replycs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Break a TV out of the 50th floor window.
2. Break a power generator out of the 43rd floor window.
3. Break a Wii out of the 22nd floor window.
4. Break Madden out of the 16th floor window.
5. PLAY TILL YOU CAN'T DROP NO MORE!!!!!
2007-03-04 07:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by Jaybond 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you do kill the time at any point in time while you're falling, would you not freeze in the air? Good enough, yes?
2007-03-04 04:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by FILO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋