Last Summer I was mowing the lawn with my shirt off. Some one called the cops and said there was a topless pregnant woman cutting the grass. Boy was my face red when the police showed up at my place.
2007-03-04 01:18:37 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Disclaimer: This is a joke, for entertainment purposes only!!
2007-03-04 01:23:48 · update #1
I'm sorry, that shouldn't make me laugh but it did. Go on a diet if you need to for health reasons, otherwise, don't. You have a priceless sense of humor.
2007-03-04 01:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Rahab 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should post your question on Jokes & Riddles so more people could get a laugh. But i get a surprise joke here though..
2007-03-04 09:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you could, but you'd probably be better off taking up some light exercise and watching what you eat.
Ignacio
2007-03-04 09:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think you should eat everything in site just to see if you can be in the Guinness Book of World Records. =)
2007-03-04 09:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No diet! Step it up a notch and go for the thong and straps!
Hilarious question!
2007-03-04 09:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you should have a sex change. They said Woman, thats an insult to men.
2007-03-04 09:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by Bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny! You should go on a well balanced diet-that means a chocolate bar in EACH hand.
2007-03-04 09:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by beebs 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't worry about it until they call saying there's a rhino in your yard trying to eat your lawnmower.
2007-03-04 09:21:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go on a seafood diet.See food and eat it.
2007-03-04 09:48:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg..i thought that was real at first until i saw the this is a joke thing...wow..lmao
2007-03-04 09:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋