2007-03-04 01:18:07 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ UEFA Champions League
defenitely KAKA'S THE GREATEST!!! :D but yeah drogba's very good too!
2007-03-04 22:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah_kaka-princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TO TOP CAT:
Q: Define confusion
A: Fathers day in Liverpool
Why are Liverpool supporters useless at making Pancakes?
Because they're all useless tossers
Why did Gerard Houllier go to Argos?
It's the only place he could pick up Premier Points
Q. Why can't you circumcise a Scouser?
A. Because there is no end to those pricks.
Q. Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?
A. Because there's nothing worth shitting on
How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
What do Liverpool fans and mushrooms have in common?
They both have big heads and live in ****
What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her
Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.
Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A burglar.
SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LIVERPOOL TOO LONG
1. You have an urge to steal
2. You think Brookside is a 'glamorous' soap
3. You think Hollyoaks is 'posh'
4. You keep going on about how great Liverpool and Scousers are
5. You often wonder why so many Scousers leave Liverpool and never come back.
6. To you, organised crime is putting petrol in the getaway car.
7. You start to cry when you hear 'Ferry cross the Mersey'
8. You think that Albert Dock is 'for the tourists'. What tourists?
9. You think anyone from Liverpool has a great sense of humour.
10. You often wonder why you don't hear of many Scouse comedians any more
a random anti scouse comment:u may start killin innocenet pepul, usually italians, n then screem 4 justice, after causing mass deaths of your 'own' fans, n then av the audicity 2 cry 4 mur jusctice. keep the scouse bashin cumin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!p.s. reason 150 not 2 b scouws, u fink bein on the dole is a career
2007-03-07 11:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A reply to the person who said no one ever scored 29 goals in a season...Eto'o raffled +30 (in just the league & champs league) for the past 2 seasons...unfortunately he pickep up an injury this season...
Ans. to the original question: the greatest currently playing will be them all....you have to be great to get to that level
2007-03-05 08:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by raqandre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not C.Ronaldo becoz he is not scoring for Man Utd for a long time. I think Drogba!!! He scores precious goals for Chelsea in or out of Champion League
2007-03-04 17:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by sam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wayne Rooney,Ronaldinho and Steven Gerrard
2007-03-05 03:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steven Gerrard - No other player has pulled their side back from a 3-0 defecit in the second half of a European final to go on and win. Not only does he score spectacular goals he defends better than any midfielder in the world, a true all round footballer!
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2007-03-04 05:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by GAVIN W 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ronaldinho
2007-03-04 05:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by Mark W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are Welsh so please don't be bias - Didier Drogba the facts speak for themselves and currently just being voted best African Player - very good chance of player of year in Europe and World Player of the year ( Just goes to show the power Of Chelsea Fans - Last year they were always on his back - this year Fav Player )
2007-03-05 01:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by scottie322 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i am not a chelsea fan but this year Drogba is the greatest.
5 goals in the champions league
4 goals in the carling cup
18 goals in the premiership
2 goals in FA cup
total 29 goals .
Did any player score 29 goals till now for his team this season ?!
2007-03-04 02:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by cK 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Xabi Alonso............the people who said steven gerard??????????????????? seriously c'mon. Im a liverpool fan but evn ill admit that he's not all that. I remember the last game roy keane played against liverpool and he had gerard in his pocket. Maybe in a few yrs stevie G will be what roy keane was. But at the moment its xabi alonso: Great passing, calm, cool and even tempered.
2007-03-05 01:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ronaldinho, however it is hard to distinguish between prolific players like Christiano Ronaldo, Kaka and Van Nistlerooy.
2007-03-04 01:51:45 · answer #11 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋