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My parents didn't lie to me. Because, you know, they're GOOD parents.

2007-03-03 22:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by almighty_malachi 5 · 0 2

MY parents didn't lie to me, unless it was about "How Babies Are Made". My grandmother was the one that lied to me. If I were to get a cut (naturally a kid would cry his/her head off) she'd tell me that if I cried my guts were going to spill out of my cut. Which resulted in a hiccup/whimper cry. And she'd also tell me that if I whistled (as was my habit when I first learned how to whistle) in the house after the sun went down, that I was inviting monsters and evil spirits to come into the house. If I'm not mistaken that last bit is an old Puerto Rican wives tale.

2007-03-04 06:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Borinqueña 3 · 1 0

I was on "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" at Disneyland, back when I was 6 or 7. For those of you that didn't catch it or didn't go back then, it was a sit down ride with old Ford model one style cars instead of your regular cars. There was even a little steering wheel in front of me. The first part of the ride was running into this little mural of Mr. Toad and his friend, and when the car hits it, the mural splits apart and the ride goes on.

Anyway, I had my hands on the steering wheel, rolling it this way and that when the mural comes into sight. My father, who had the seat right next to me, starts to scream and point at the mural. He says "Were gonna hit it! It's all real!!! Steer away! For GOD'S SAKE STEER AWAY FROM IT!!! You're gonna kill us!!!" Naturally I freaked out and started crying as I tried desperately to wrench the useless prop steering wheel to the left or right to avoid a head on collision.

Of course I didn't think it was very funny back then, but when I look back on it, I think it's the height of hilarity.

2007-03-04 06:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jack S 5 · 1 0

If I sat too close to the TV I'd get bad eyesight...I'm near legally blind now haha. When I made funny faces, especially with my lips they would say don't do that or your face will get stuck like that haha. Opening an umbrella in the store is bad luck, they just didn't want me opening the damn umbrella lol.

2007-03-04 06:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by staceandrea 2 · 1 0

My parents used to tell me when I was little that if I were to ever kiss a boy my Lips and nose would fall off.

2007-03-04 06:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by godzylla3 2 · 2 0

If you ate the crust on bread your hair will go curly
If you tell a lie you will get a pimple on your tongue

2007-03-04 19:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by snowluk 4 · 0 0

They told me if i ate the skin of a pineapple i would turn into a pineapple! Lairs!!! I used to get so scared because i thought i actually was gonna turn into one!!!

2007-03-04 06:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by with The Vicious 4 · 2 0

i actually didnt get any of those what more affected me was my parents not letting me do stuff because of the ppl in the world and then i couldnt walk around at night because i was afraid of the rapists, kidnappers ect...

2007-03-04 06:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by liz m 2 · 1 0

santa clause,tooth fairy,boogeyman,and the best one was if a boy would kiss me i would get pregnated,so i stayed away from boys til i was older like 18

2007-03-04 06:22:38 · answer #9 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1 0

My parents DID lie to me because they're good parents ! They said if the wind changed, my face would stay that way.

2007-03-04 06:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

my favorite one was the one about the boogieman, when i heard that threat i was thought of some guy dressed in a suit from the 70's dancing to ABBA

2007-03-04 06:08:55 · answer #11 · answered by Lazrus 6 · 3 1

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