Do you guys want to have a luau at my place? I think maybe then we'll be able to live in peace.
2007-03-03 22:00:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Well, there goes your invitation, buddy!
2007-03-03 22:07:54 · update #1
Well, there is no pool, because I broke the filter. But I have one of those sprinkler systems that looks like a frog.
2007-03-03 22:38:11 · update #2
I'll bring a selection of cheesy treats.
2007-03-03 22:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why not just have the luau instead?
If you wait for the CRAPTURE you are going to have a long wait considering how it's all fiction.
It's based on cherry picking through the Bible, it's a modern interpretation that has nothing to do with Christ's message, (instead it distracts from it), and the guy who came up with the original concept (19th century evangelist William Miller) had the gall to keep changing the date when the date arrived and Armageddon DIDN'T happen.
It was bullshit but it had the effect of distracting people from all that peace and love that's in what Christ said and scaring them into a terror filled dream based on Revelations.
Just go ahead and have the luau!
2007-03-04 07:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by annarkeymagic 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Works for me....Devil's Food Cake...Beer....I figure we can get some hip-hop on the turntable and call it "Rappin' at the Rapture Post-party and Luau". The marketing virtually writes itself.
2007-03-04 07:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by wanfuforever 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, come rapture time the world still won't be rid of the fundamentalists. You don't honestly think God wants them spewing their hate up there, do you?
2007-03-05 05:06:56 · answer #4 · answered by selmaguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay!!! Luau!
Yay froggie sprinklers!! *adjusts nose plugs and goggles ... and jumps in!!!*
2007-03-04 06:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I'm heading up to Heaven. Your luau will be just a little too hot in hell.
2007-03-04 07:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by Busta 5 · 0⤊ 6⤋
love to, will there be skinny dipping in the pool?
2007-03-04 06:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by alex m 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well there will surely be no peace there, AND there WILL BE a FIRE hot enough to roast a pig, which by the way is an Abomination also.
ISAIAH 65:4, 5, 6, 7, 8
For your info, there IS NOT going to be a Rapture as you put it. Christs return WILL BE anything BUT SILENT. Raed EZEKIEL 13:19,20, 21, 22, 23 God is speaking Himself in these verses, and His Word NEVER CHANGES.
2007-03-04 06:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 10⤋
You again? Aren't you banned yet? And don't worry, I have a feeling you'll be invited to the biggest luau of all after the Rapture ...
2007-03-04 06:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by Jason A 1 · 0⤊ 9⤋
I feel sorry for you. Because you don't know what is going to happen once the church has been raptured. Perhaps you need to read scripture and find out. There won't be peace, let me tell you. It will be the most horrible thing you ever saw.
2007-03-04 06:12:55 · answer #10 · answered by C J 6 · 0⤊ 10⤋