What is the funniest name you'd give your pet?

Answer 1

i named my bird "catfood" once
if i only knew how true it would be...
:(

Answer 2

You can try the following names,
1) Monkey
2) Flappy
3) Slappy
4) Nappy
5) Flubby
6) Biscuit........

Answer 3

Omygosh. I had a pet cane toad (or marine toad) when I was a teenager, he looked like a regular American toad but he was about two feet long when he stretched out his hind legs; really large. That's what everybody said the first time they say him "Omygosh!"

Answer 4

NINO TEMPO
It was the fastest guinea pig ever.
We taught him to cross the street
To be able to go for a walk in the park
It was one of the most amazing pets ever.
Sky

Answer 5

My brother used to call me Dragon Farts... it really is when we were little via the way, this isn't any longer a present day element! My boyfriend calls me Sticky, that is via me usually cooking up sticky treats!

Answer 6

I've had dogs named Latrine and speed bump. Once had a siamese cat named Pita...P=pain,I=in,T=the, A=ass

Answer 7

I was going to get a breed of cat called the Sphinx it is totally hairless and I was going to name it Rogaine.

Answer 8

i had a puppy named pee-wally when i was five. my grandma got him for me, we stopped at the store to get food on the way home, my mama came back out and i said i named the puppy pee-wally, she looked VERY surprised and said well why are you calling him that, i said" cause he peed in the floorboard and wallowed all in it" , lololol my parents begged me to change the name but i was stubborn so he was pee-wally till the day he died!

Answer 9

Flafster

short version of Fluffy, but male version

Answer 10

Brutus/Mr.Peabody

Answer 11

Butterbean which was a poodle/terrier mix
Otis Campbell is my bulldog.