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2007-03-03 18:46:58 · 3 answers · asked by Val K 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ St. Patrick's Day
How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
At least two. One holds the light bulb steady, everybody else drinks until the room spins.
2007-03-03 18:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mister SuperDuperSmartyPants 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman goes into a pub and orders 3 pints of Guinness the Barman serves him thought it strange as he was by himself but said nothing.The next 3 nights were the same in the end the barman asked why he had 3 pints the Irishman replied he had two brothers who were in different parts of the world and this was his way of being with them.
This carried on all over the Xmas period until the New Year when the Irishman ordered 2 pints. The Barman was worried and asked the Irishman if his brothers were ok The Irishman replied that his brothers were fine but his New Years resolution was to give up drinking....
2007-03-04 21:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by speyhawkzamek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Maloney makes a decision to propose to his lady pal Sheila on March seventeenth. while the great day arrives, he gets down on bended knee and flips open a exceedingly little ring field. She takes one look and cries, "You decrease priced so-and-so! that's no longer something yet a cubic zirconia!" He says, "it fairly is Saint Patrick's Day! i presumed you may like it if I gave you a sham rock!"
2016-09-30 04:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋