Who should I eat first: grandmother or three little pigs?

Question

They live so far apart.
B.B. Wolf

Answer 1

The Grandmother, she's the apetizer. The pigs are the main course.

Answer 2

Probably eat one pig first, then eat grandmother (she probably will be filling but won't taste good-you know hair, bengay, and all) then to get that taste away eat the other two pigs (who now will be hiding somewhere together because of the scare that the first pig got eaten) so easy you final meal is all in one place and tasty pork

Answer 3

Do Grandmother first as she is old and won't taste as good. Then go for the 3 pigs. Yummy

Answer 4

You realize that the grandmother probably will not taste well at all, unless you like the taste of fruit cake ! You do know that she's been hoarding and eating every fruitcake she's ever received. Farmers feed corn to their chickens to make them healthier and taste better; which supports the theory that when and if you do decide to take a bite, it will be laced with undiluted fruit cake. And, all of this will only take place IF you can survive the 96 degrees she keeps her apartment at !! And, please leave the little piggies alone -- if you're that hungry eat one of your "piggy toes" !!

Answer 5

Eat the pigs first -

Answer 6

Don't eat the grandma at all. She's just skin and bones, and the meat might be pretty tough. The pigs though, should be good. Think of all the bacon! Mmmmmm, bacon.

Answer 7

well you can do so much with those little piggies. eat the grandmother first because she wont be around as long as those little pigs.

Answer 8

Ride the pigs to grandma's house, then let them eat her. You don't want to be a cannibal.

Answer 9

grandmama is inedible on account of all the ninjas which live inside her eye brows, just eat the three little pigs, even though its not kosher

Answer 10

Don't mess with the pigs..and remember grandma is a tough old bird...