2007-03-03 16:42:48 · 10 answers · asked by shivam p 2 in Pets ➔ Reptiles
photo copy your friends home work and feed that bloody gator sheep dog's give them indigestion
2007-03-03 22:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by jungle_farnorth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I quit laughing... I will comment.
Okay, that was very good. Try to get the teacher to believe it and if you can, you could go far in Government. ( When I was in school, I had homework, a dog, and Caymans.. and never thought of such a good excuse but I did try the one about the dog and homework... it did not fly and neither did the one with the goat either). Good luck.
2007-03-04 10:54:17 · answer #2 · answered by hotsnakes2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cut open the aligator get out the dog and cut it open and tell ur teacher well its bloody but sory lol
2007-03-03 16:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat the alligator who ate your dog who ate your homework then get aten your self by something.
( for those of you who get offended by me saying eat the alligator, i was just being a smartass, comeon now and grow up)
2007-03-04 03:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by pinkpanther_2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask someone to do your homework, then cut open the alligator and get your dog back.
2007-03-04 03:17:00 · answer #5 · answered by bsjokerkid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, the teacher is far too preoccupied to care. The mailman just ate her pussycat.
2007-03-03 17:34:27 · answer #6 · answered by brandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat the aligator...then you'll get your homework back eventually
:)
2007-03-03 17:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring the gator to school and it will eat the teacher so problem solved, no more teacher.
2007-03-03 18:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts too bad, but a good excuse. im sure ur teacher will love that.
2007-03-03 16:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♦rocperson♦ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...alligator boots? :)
2007-03-04 03:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by leobvious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋