Back in the mid-eighties my ex-wife, children and I lived in a remote area of rural west-Texas. Our House had a large yard, and I was tilling it it up. On a Saturday morning I was having a difficult time keeping the machine running. In frustration {after yanking on the starter rope for SEVERAL minutes} I straightened up hefted a kick at the infernal thing and referred to it as a son of a *****. Little did I know our five year son was outside and heard this. It gets better at that time I wore a full beard, none of my family had ever seen me without facial hair and my son's twin sister had been after me to shave. I did. When people would ask me why I had shaved I would tell them that I had lost control of my weed-eater. Well one Sunday a few weeks later after church My family was standing in the foyer of the church talking to our new pastor, his wife, and her parents the pastor's wife asked why I had shaved when my son piped up and said his son of a ***** got out of control and cut it off
2007-03-03 15:22:40
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answered by Den_Rode_Bjornen_Losener 5
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Not the most embarrassing.. but one time I went to the pool with my brother and his girlfriend, and we put our stuff on a few tables since nobody was there, and then a bunch of hott guys came and then when we were leaving I grabbed all of our stuff and then I'm like here's your wallet vic (my brother) and he's like... uuhhh that's not mine.. and so.. I had to go give it back to the cutest of them all while everybody was watching and explain the situation it was so embarrassing... man I must have the worst luck at that pool cuz another time I accidentally pulled open a curtain that I thought nobody was using and a naked lady was in there i felt so bad!.. omg I'm never going to that pool again!
2007-03-03 23:16:57
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answered by Anonymous
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When I had to take off my sneakers at the doctor's office, to get weighed, and I had no socks on, and when I took off my sneakers, my smelly feet smelled up the hallway.
2007-03-04 21:28:59
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answered by Pauly W 7
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Having someone walk in on me in the bathroom on the plane.
2007-03-03 23:16:14
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answered by Someone who cares 4
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Going to the wrong cabin on vacation
2007-03-03 23:12:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Walking to school in front of potential bf - me panties fell down!
2007-03-03 23:12:23
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answered by Saffernellie 6
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falling over in the street in front of a load of people.
2007-03-03 23:15:32
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answered by Anonymous
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lighing a cig. outside my aunts funeral and i had a tissue in my hand at the same time and it caught on fire.
2007-03-03 23:16:44
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answered by earthygirl 5
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when i fell in mud in front of everone
2007-03-03 23:17:47
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answered by amberharris20022000 7
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