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caught shagging by my mom

2007-03-03 14:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had to leave England quickly and leave everything I owned behind.I got to Belfast and declared myself and the kids homeless.So there we were and with me saving every penny I could muster for when we were given a home.In this effort to save money I just bought foundation and mascara,coming up with the ingenius idea that the kids felt tips would give me an array of eye shadows.Oops big mistake I tested each colour on a little patch on my eye lids till each looked like an artists palette.I felt such a good and sacrificing mum till i had to take the kids to school to register and the damn colours wouldn't wash off.

2007-03-03 22:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1 0

I had been learning a lot of spanish, mainly silly or perverted stuff to start off with. Well the guy that drops off meds where I worked was a total cutie, and we all flirted with him when he came in.

Wellllllll, assuming he didnt' understand spanish, I told him that his left ball was saggy. And his mouth dropped open, he understood every word. I was soooooo embarrassed lol.

2007-03-03 22:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mystical Illusions 4 · 0 0

When i was like 13 i was playing in the park on the monkey bars and this really mean girl pulled down my pants. It was really embarrassing everybody was staring at me.

2007-03-03 23:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I fell off of a porch onto a barbecue grill and landed still in my chair, legs still kicking. Much more funny than embarrassing..

2007-03-03 22:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by Chetney W 3 · 0 0

back in the years of highschool i was getting changed in front of ppl in my drama class - putting shorts on underneath a skirt and took the skirt off b4 i did up my shorts and dacked myself. Fully. :S

2007-03-03 22:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by all that jazz 3 · 0 0

when i was young my dad was trying to get a girl she did not no and i yelled that he loved her out loud and my dad denied it then i got in the truck and he cried i felt bad we never saw that girl ever again

2007-03-03 22:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by phillip g 1 · 0 0

I once wore two different shoes in high school.

2007-03-03 22:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by SweetGin 2 · 0 0

too personal

2007-03-03 22:06:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

answering this question

2007-03-03 22:06:37 · answer #10 · answered by Johnny S 3 · 0 0

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