ummmmmm soooooo?????

Question

im kinda borded. what should i do??

Answer 1

Read to the blind...or go shopping.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

answer these questions:

*If a word is spelled wrong in the dictionary, how would you know?
*Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
*If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
*Do octopuses have arms or legs?
*If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
*If you take a shower, where do you put it?
*Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
*Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?
*Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
*Do cows have calf muscles?
*Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
*Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
*Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
*Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?
*If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
*Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
*Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
*Why are boxing rings square?
*Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
*On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
*Where does the white go when the snow melts?
*How can you hear yourself think?
*How can someone 'draw a blank'?
*How do the "Keep off the grass" signs get there?
*If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
*Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
*Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
*If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
*If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
*If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
*What does OK actually mean?
*If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
*Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
*If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
*Do cows drink milk?
*If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st 鈥"January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
*Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
*If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
*What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
*Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
*Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
*Do ducks sneeze?
*What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
*Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
*Why are there dents in a golf ball?
*Which way does a compass point in space?
*Can bald men get lice?
*What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
*Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
*If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
*Can someone give up lent for lent?
*What did cured ham actually have?
*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
*Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
*Can crop circles be square?
*If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
*Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
*Do stairs go up or down?
*Can you make a candle out of earwax?
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
*Can you get cornered in a round room?
*Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
*If heat rises then shouldn't hell be cold?
*Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
*Why is a square meal served on round plates?
*Why are shampoo suds always white, regardless of the colour of the shampoo?
*If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
*What colour is a mirror?
*If it is zero degrees outside today and tomorrow it is supposed to be twice as cold, how cold will it be tomorrow?
*How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
*If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
*Aren't all rooms, room temperature?

Answer 4

Hurt yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Answer 5

Answer questions

Answer 6

Answer questions

Answer 7

Why don't you take apart your computer and find out what each part does. Then you might have a deeper understanding of what does what.

Answer 8

Ask more interesting questions. I feel like using my imagination. That should keep you entertained.

Answer 9

Read a book.

Answer 10

Rent a movie and eat ice cream !!