John Matrix vs. Dutch. Who shall win?

Question

John Matrix from "Commando" vs. Dutch from "Predator." Two Arnolds enter, only one will leave. Who shall it be?

Answer 1

I'd put my money on Dutch over John Matrix for a number of reasons. Here, let's break it down.

1- Dutch is still an active 'Operator' while John is retired and has the extra responsibility of being a father to hold him back when his daughters life isn't at stake.

2- Dutch is seemingly at home in a hostile if somewhat alien situation, cut off from support or resupply where as John Matrix has the luxury of knocking over a conveniently located gun store when firepower is required...and a plane to get from point 'A' to point 'B'

3- Can you imagine having to put up with the stench of your own 'BO' after sweating your backside off in a steamy jungle, not to mention no shower to clean up after your less than spa-like mud bath. On the other hand John looked remarkably fresh throughout the film despite a bath in swamp water though that strategically placed dirt smudge on his cheek did lend a nice touch. My vote goes to Dutch on this one yet again.

4- Granted, John is most likely in for some necrophiliac butt banging from our mail shirted friend if he fails (that guy was Soooo gay!!! "John? John? I'm going to kill you now John') but we know what's in store should you fail to defeat the alien menace, and to make matters worse he'd do most of it to you before you're even properly dead, a serious lack of manners if you ask me. Point goes to Dutch.

5- Ray Dong Chong is a little hotty but for backup when the poo hits the fan I'd much rather have a full on team such as Dutchs to back my play, even if I did lose them one by one. But that's neither here nor there as it's mano a' mano you're after so let's use budget to decide the final outcome. 'Predator' wins hands down. Apollo Creed, Jesse 'The Bod' Ventura, that's class no matter how you cut it. Of course Commando had a young Allisa Milano, just a shade of the beauty she was to become but with less than limited acting skills, and lets not forget...well, to be honest I'm not sure there were any more 'Names' to be had in that flick so the question sort of answers itself.

So there you have it, Dutch slays John Matrix with his bare hands in the first 30 seconds of round one without even breaking a sweat then leaves in triumph to have a three way with Ray Dong Chong and the South American rebel, a fitting end to a hard days killing I think.

Answer 2

Matrix...I mean If you can swing across a shopping mall on a big balloon hanging from a celling and can shake a guy out of a phone booth, you can sure as hell beat up some rasta-looking alien. Plus he had Carl weathers and Jesse" The Body" in his platoon. All he had in Commando was Rae Dawn Chong(I'd love to see what her mother looked like...afetr all we all know who her father was...Yikes!!!)

Answer 3

Arnold can't beat Arnold