If politicians' noses were like pinnochio's, whose would be the longest and why?

Question

Thanks for all your answers. Now you must vote.

Answer 1

I think that every room in the White House would have to be built like a hall way.

Answer 2

It is a requirement in the UK that all politicians have an equally long nose.

They all lie on their backs under the tower which houses Big Ben and take turns in whacking their noses against the bell to make it chime.

That's about all they're good for!

Answer 3

So THAT's what they're up to - to see who can grow the longest nose, hard to say who the winner will be at the moment though - too many contenders.

Answer 4

George W would win from Tony Blair by a nose lenght.

Answer 5

Bushes nose would circle the planet, but most certainly, it
would circle it north to south, so he could avoid the middle east.
Why - WMD's, Katrina, Global Warming, the missing $12 billion.

Answer 6

I have no doubt that George W. Bush's nose would wrap around the globe a few times.
He has no shame and he has no conscience. He and the neocons have given a whole new dimension to lying. The word "doublespeak" encompasses pretty much what they do. They will name things exactly opposite of what they do just so it sounds pretty. Always spinning, always twisting, always bending and manipulating the truth. All of which is plain old flat out lying..

Answer 7

Young Borrack would have a very long nose. For sure. And Hillary would too.

Answer 8

Ted Kennedy. He's been in "public service" for a long, long time. Plus, he still hasn't come clean about killing Mary Jo Kopechne at Chappaquidick (sp?).

Answer 9

Yes, indeed they do seem to have trouble with the truth. I would say that currently that would be George W. Bush because he has told more than anyone else. Unfortunately I don't think he knows any better.

Answer 10

Tony Bliar wins this one hands down - He could lie for England, come to think of it - he does!

Answer 11

George Bush kind of poetic actually since he is a puppet