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what is the funniest thing your baby has ever done or said?!!

2007-03-03 12:44:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Newborn & Baby

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I was so used to having my daughter with me when I go shopping that one time I was in the store pushing a cart looking for my fiance, ( not thinking that she wasnt with me this time) talking to an empty cart saying "where did daddy go" and "lets find your daddy" people were looking at me like I was phsyco it took me a minute to realize she wasnt with me.

2007-03-03 13:08:19 · answer #1 · answered by DMEs_Mommy 2 · 6 0

This wasn't my kid, she was the daughter of lady friend I had 4 years ago. If that counts.
Her mother and I had become close friends, her daughter thought we should have been closer. But that is another story, that involved her sister, or should I say co-conspirator.
We were in a department store one afternoon, my friend was looking at sewing items on one end of an aisle, I was looking at hobby stuff on the other end and the kid was in the middle of the aile between us, so she really had to speak up, when she decided to announce to me and anyone else in a 5 block radius, my momma doesn't wear panties when she sleeps, I looked up and my friend just hung her head, I slipped around the corner, and I just busted up laughing. I didn't want to hurt the kids feelings, because Patti and I didn't have feelings for each other, and our friendship wasn't going any further than "Just Friends"
I hope you enjoy this story, I still laugh to this day. Patti and her girls have moved away since then, but I still remember some of those events. And I kinda' miss them, from time to time.

2007-03-04 10:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by darkpoet3000 3 · 3 0

Well my kids have said some pretty funny things, but the best story is about my sister. When she was around 2 and just getting potty trained my mom and dad went to Sears and had all of us kids with. Well my mom was talking to a salesperson and my sister had to go potty. She kept pulling on my mom saying potty potty and my mom was talking so said just a second. The next thing you know there is my sister sitting on a display toilet doing her business. My dad took off running and left my mom to take her off the toilet. My mom said the salesperson said don't worry it happens all the time. I am hoping he said that to make her feel better. My sister is now 24 and we still laugh about it.

2007-03-03 21:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by mamaof2 2 · 4 0

I was at my 6 week check up after having my daughter with a handsome doctor. As i held my daughter in my arms talking to him she had pulled my top down exposing all my boobs and bra! As i tried to get her off sharpish she had the grabbing reflex and it turned in to a prolonged embarassing moment!

My daughter the other day, now 3 asked a man "Why dont men have boobies!??" So funny!

2007-03-03 20:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by alexa 3 · 5 0

One day someone asked my 6 year old son if he helped his mommy feed the baby, his 3 month old brother, and he said "No, Mommy doesn't take her boobs off." The woman laughed so hard she cried. :)

2007-03-04 00:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley H 2 · 4 0

WHEN I WAS 2 YRS OLD , I STUCK MY FOOT IN MY BIRTHDAY CAKE

2007-03-03 20:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Swm 39 4 Younger Swf Forever 4 · 1 3

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