when your in bed how do you avoid hankey pankey if your fed up with your other half...?

Answer 1

preemptive strike. when he gets that look about him i put my daughters had in a bowl of warm water so she wets the bed then say she'll have to sleep in here with us theres no clean sheets!

Answer 2

two 6 foot pillows down the middle of the bed and wait till there asleep before going to bed.

Answer 3

i wud put on a furry pink bathrobe, tie a tie around my fourhead, grab a lamp and pretend it wus a guitar while dancing like a phyco to the radio and tell them i will be having this important apointment all night, an wait for them to fall asleep ♥

Answer 4

Tamazepam or 1 too many beers works wonders

Answer 5

I used to wrap myself in the sheet like I was a mummy. It was easier to just get rid of him and not have to worry about it.

Somewhere, there's a very full alligator...(*joking*)

Answer 6

Send him up first he's only to happy to let me put the dog out.
Then I take ages in the bathroom and hopefully he's fast asleep.
Unfortunatly by then he's snoring and it keeps me awake!!

Answer 7

Stay on my side of the bed with MY blankets all wrapped around me.

Answer 8

hankey pankey, i should be so lucky

Answer 9

The simple "im trying to f***'in sleep a** hole", accompanied by a not so polite shove, usually works wonders.

Answer 10

Start snoring like a trooper! And if that doesn't work start talking in your sleep... usually freaks them out! And, if you can on demand, fart to! lol.