2007-03-03 11:42:46 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Maybe she lost her cell phone in the earthworm purse you made her.
2007-03-03 11:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh man. Big mistake. I don't get it. Why don't you take the time, just a little, to consult with somebody who knows these things?
Don't you understand? Now she's rubbing her hand up and down her body, feeling the Cobra, in her mind, the Big snake.
You think your snake has a chance against that? Oh, brother, you're toast. No wonder she hasn't called you.
Next time, get your girlfriend a hamster. I would assume you would out-measure that.
2007-03-03 20:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u knitted a dress???? from cobras??? ur weird. where did u get cobra skin??? i wouldnt return ur calls either.
2007-03-03 19:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she didn't like the dress, make her a new one form alligator skin this time with a matching bag
2007-03-04 19:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
girls are weird, i know my g/f seemed creeped out by my innocent collection of her old toothbrushes going back to her early adolescence. ok...so shes not so much my g/f as this one girl i watch through my homemade binoculars. i made them from recycled clay aiken albums, but i digress. anywho...did she have to involve the cops in our already fragile love affair?
sometimes i think the only girl for me is that statue i made of hillary clinton.
2007-03-04 21:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a possibility that the cobras bit her and she is now dead
2007-03-03 19:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by jara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Accessorize her with a mongoose clutch and anti-venom lip gloss and all will be well.
2007-03-04 16:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The skin shrunk and crushed her. You better go over there and check on her!
2007-03-03 20:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the knitting, its not a mans thing. she wanted to do it herself!
2007-03-03 19:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clearly she's an ingrate. Forget her.
2007-03-03 19:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋