George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
'Billy.'
'And what is your question, Billy?
'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
'Steve'
'And what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'
2007-03-03 10:13:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
lol...... time for little stevie to go to recess now
2007-03-03 10:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by Squirrley Temple 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
UM...I'm a republican and think that it's a good joke.
Answers:
A) He's being interogated by a Catholic Priest.
B) Dick Cheney took him as a friend and as a guest on a hunting trip.
C) He's at Al Gore's house in the yard holding a piece of ice to see if the pace of Global BBQ has quickened since he asked Bush a question.
D) He did not care for Bush's answer. Took a plane found Bin Laden's mistress. Raped her. Found Bin Laden. Raped and killed him. Collected the rewards and founded a computer company that is certain to spell doom for Bill Gates and microsoft.
2007-03-03 19:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by md.pierce 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good for a laugh. Political jokes such as this don't bother me.
2007-03-04 03:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by Barry auh2o 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
:-D
there are 2 theories 2 arguing with women
neither 1 of them work
2007-03-03 18:16:56 · answer #4 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not Bad! That sorry excuse of a president wants it his way or
not at all.
2007-03-03 21:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by Williamstown 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cute...
Good thing it was George Bush, and not Hillary Clinton. She'd have had the whole class disposed of....
2007-03-03 18:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Recycled Hillary Joke.
Do ANY liberals have an original thought?
2007-03-03 22:35:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Good job!
2007-03-03 18:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny except it should be Bill Clinton. And he should be trying to screw the teacher at recess.
2007-03-03 18:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
That's very good.
2007-03-03 23:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by catfan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋