What's the worst thing you've done walking home staving drunk from the bar?

Question

when you wern't driving

Answer 1

knocked on a total stranger's door to beg a place to sleep. they accepted me.
true story, from my sordid past.

Answer 2

You're gonna love this one, Johnny...

We were playing this totally awesome frat party in a college town; would remind you of "Animal House."

We took a walk to downtown; only a few blocks, to get a burger.

On the way back, I really, really had to whiz, and for some reason, I didn't just look for a dark corner, and took off toward the frat house.

Within a block or so of the frat house, I was pretty much into a dead run...

There was this lot that had a CHAIN draped diagonally from the corner, so people would't cut across the grass.

I hit that freakin' chain at a dead run, and it caught me right about mid-thigh.

I think I did a forward 180º, hit the ground, and just lay there and wet myself, LOL.

Answer 3

I've never walked home staving drunk from a bar.

Answer 4

Fell asleep in the middle of a road, and woke up to the sirens of a patrol car and ambulance after an old couple in a pickup truck reported to the police that their route home was blocked by a dead man lying in on the road.

I'm not joking on this one..

Answer 5

Hitched a ride with a stranger. I'm lucky to be alive!

Answer 6

Heh. I am an American. We can't walk home from most of our bars.

Answer 7

Tripped into someones lovely little rose garden. There were no survivors.

Answer 8

Well, I that is the night I concieved my little stormy with a homeless man.

Answer 9

stopped and puked in someone's flower bed.

Answer 10

i can't say but thanks for the memories