and you ask for a bag of crisps and the landlord says got none
so you say pork scratchings and he says got none
so you say cheese biscuits and he says got none
so you say peanuts and he says got none
well what?
2007-03-03 09:09:26 · 23 answers · asked by Ken M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
chew a chair leg
2007-03-03 09:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by original bad boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd leave and go somewhere that had some crisps .
Wouldn't won't to drink without crisps .....
2007-03-03 09:13:29 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fill out a customer comment form and inform the public houses' focus group
2007-03-03 09:15:23 · answer #3 · answered by bertram baines 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ask for a bag of crisps,And he /she says what flavour,I say helicopter flavour if you don't have any plane will do.
2007-03-03 09:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he's a useless landlord, he should have a better stock of snacks
2007-03-03 09:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order some food and stop being a skinflint.
2007-03-03 09:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ask for some pickled eggs and pigs feet.
2007-03-03 09:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I walk out and starve for the evening.
2007-03-03 09:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats ok !
more money for beer
just get pi55ed and forget that your peckish
2007-03-03 10:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order some beer, he may just have some
2007-03-03 09:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by LordLogic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋