2007-03-03 08:30:39 · 19 answers · asked by fozzy01 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Just be straight up honest, be like babe you're great and I know you work hard, but .... then explain how she reminds you of a pig ... smell, look, act,... etc
2007-03-03 08:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Like Nothing Else 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill her a mud bath get her friends round and enjoy the mud wrestling, clean her of with rounds of bacon, fill a bucket of swill, give her piggy backs, during sex twist her ear and make pig squeals to dualing banjos as background music whilst then commencing to talk dirty to a packet of sausages with her photo on the packet, you could were dungarees. and tell her how much you admire her love for her new job. good luck.
2007-03-03 14:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you love her, you should accept it. But if you really cant stand it, then say it in a good and soft way, like "Honey, I love you, but please remember that you are a human, not a pig. I want to spend most of my time with you but its not healthy to resemble a creature. Remember who you are...."
Something like that.....
Sorry if it sounds corny.....
2007-03-03 08:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by jinglez2u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honey you resemble like pigs now stop working there
2007-03-03 08:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is privileged to work with the most intelligent of animals. If your not persuaded of that, then just think of all the other jobs far worse than that she could do e.g. working in MacDonalds
2007-03-03 08:42:20 · answer #5 · answered by bryan_yalikavak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her straight,"You look like a pig".
2007-03-03 08:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by norma d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont.... go to hers and call it a 'pamper' day. clean her up in a bubble bath, get her to do her hair nicely, make her wear nice clothes, and take her out to dinner. she'll probably like looking good so much that she'll put the extra effort in. and bravo! no akward situations needed
2007-03-03 13:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by maraesa1000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serve her dinner in a trough instead of on a plate
2007-03-03 08:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you being serious? ... i think not. but if you are i would just say to her i think you are spending to much time with the pigs and not enough with me
2007-03-03 08:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by louise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn i would just say im tired of the bacon and its over porky, and i would just jam and never talk to her again!
2007-03-03 08:35:02 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋