The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to the nearest bar and got thoroughly trashed.
A couple of pals decided to play a trick on him. They snuck out, turned his horse around, and went back to join the hapless for a few more rounds.
The next morning, when the alarm clock and a glass of cold water in the face failed to have the slightest effect, the cowhand's wife started shaking him by the shoulders and screaming, "Tex, get up! You have to hit the goddamn trail, you've got work to do."
"Can't," mumbled Tex. "Too beat. Too tired. Can't even lift my head."
"Get the hell up!" she screamed in his ear. "I've seen you this hungover a thousand times."
"Last night was different," said the wretched fellow. "Some son of a b**ch cut my horse's head off, and I had to pull him all the way home with my finger in his windpipe!"
2007-03-03 08:04:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
BESIDES OUR RING, I'VE NEVER PUT MY FINGER ON A HOLE.
2007-03-03 09:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1!
2007-03-03 08:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Interesting answer Naty gave.
2007-03-03 10:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute, very cute but eeewww.!!
2007-03-03 08:42:22 · answer #4 · answered by andygurl 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋