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I am planning to steal my brother's wife, as she is far more attractive than my own. Though my brother will be devastated by my actions, I feel that his suffering is worth the joy that I will experience.
Does anyone have any advice for me?

2007-03-03 08:00:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

28 answers

Put some money aside for an emergency plane ticket to Australia. Better safe than sorry... ;)

2007-03-03 08:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Hipira 3 · 0 2

Yes it is unwise to steal your sister-in -law. Just remember who your loyalties should be with. You and your brother must have had many happy memories with your childhood, so let it go.
Has his wife given you the come on, if so steer clear as you may not be the only one she has done this to.
Also think about what you will loose. I don't know if you have children, but you could loose them. Also you might loose all your family members and this could cause a big drift in the family.
So I would leave well alone. It sounds to me as though you are unhappy in your marriage so you are trying to find an escape.
If I was you I would look else where.
There are plenty of other women out there. You know the saying don't .... on your own door step.
So get real and leave well alone. Also if I was you I would steer clear of my brothers house, and leave him and his wife well alone.

2007-03-04 04:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by christine c 1 · 0 0

Does his wife like you? Does she love you? Just because you like her doesn't mean she likes you. This is silly though. Think about it like this: You steal his wife and then what happens when she turns on you and wants to be with some other man? That is what you are doing to your own brother! What if she does that to you. You will be out 2 WIVES and ONE BROTHER. You are a fool. Why don't you love your wife? Cause she isn't as pretty as her? You are a fool.

2007-03-03 16:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by Melanie P 3 · 0 0

you won't see him for the rest if your life and after a while comes the guilt of consequence, remember adultery throughout history has caused more murders than wars and even wars (troy), if not suicide on ur chest. I never heard of an happy affair and you are naive to think you wouldnt suffer.

2007-03-03 22:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well are you Mr. Confidante? What's makes you so sure your sister in law wants to be stolen? I only feel sorry for your wife that she has to put up with your ego.

2007-03-07 13:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

oh my god you lousy bit of **** ! i cant believe I'm even answering this i hope somehow you slip up along the way your brother and sister in law just laugh in your face and your wife who you don't deserve tells you shes leaving you as your crap in bed ha ha

2007-03-07 07:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by sarah o 2 · 1 0

you have already stolen her cos you think she would leave him if you ask. your poor brothers deserves better and get your own girl. get married and would you like your brother to say the same question.

2007-03-03 16:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

why u steal ? in the bible or in ten commandments ,no 2 is do not steal , why dont u barrow , ask ur brother if u can barrow or ask ur brother if u can exchange wife

2007-03-03 16:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

one thing in life you take what you can , if she wants to be with you than go and be happy maybe your bro & wife can make a go of it one big happy family

2007-03-07 15:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by lisa w 2 · 0 0

I advise you not to drink before using the internet.

Thanks for making me laugh.

2007-03-04 00:20:24 · answer #10 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 1 0

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