for example:
1. If your scratch your "butt" (you know what i mean), dont bite your fingernails.
2. Give a dog an appetizing name, and eat him
3. When you want to eat a cow, eat at wendys, when you want to eat 2000, eat at mcdonalds. (mcdonalds burgers contain over 2000 cows. . . mixed and mashed together)
2007-03-03 06:47:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Karl Marx
2007-03-03 06:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Glory be and behold, No one can think a thought for me in the way that no one can don my hat for me. while considering that, a strange thing, our punishment! it does not cleanse the criminal, it is no atonement; on the contrary, it pollutes worse than the crime does. lest ye shall not forget, it's just human. we all have the jungle inside of us. we all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. if you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry
2007-03-03 15:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by mezizany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world would not be in such a snarl if marx had been groucho instead of karl.
2007-03-03 14:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When in Rome, be a roman candle.
Don't swing until you have both feet on the ground. (an old Boxer's saying)
2007-03-03 15:42:19 · answer #4 · answered by Sophist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You want to have your cake and eat it too"
I don't get that. I mean, why bake or buy a cake that you can't eat.?
2007-03-03 23:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Shay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
assume nothing! don't you know that assume makes an @$$ of you and me!?
2007-03-03 14:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by crazydrummer347 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say it, don't spray it.
2007-03-06 21:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋