Penis = Dick
Breasts = boobs
Vagina = P*ssy
Intercourse = Sleep/"slept with", or f***
Masturbation = Jack off/whack off
Oral sex = Bl*wjob
Orgasm = "Came" or climax
Those are just a few of the absurd euphemisms that people use for all things sexual. Why?
Here's an example of what a wife might say to her girl friends when talking about her sex life:
David is alright in bed, but sometimes he can't get it up so it kind of ruins it. But last night, when I slept with him, he did a great job. It's too bad that today I saw him sleeping with another woman, he doesn't know that I saw him, but I did.
Can you count the number of euphemisms in that paragraph? Neither can I.
So, I ask again, why do people purposely create confusion by using phrases that don't make sense? After all, you cannot "sleep with" someone. You had sex with them, you did not sleep with them. So why the unnecessary derivation of words?
Oh and if this is inappropriate, I apologize, I'm not sure if it's okay or not.
2007-03-03
06:26:50
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